Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2018

Stephan is a career criminal.

If anyone should be locked up, it’s Rat.

I’d steal all the picanic baskets and all the delicious food.

I thought Pig was referring to those white collars ministers wear.

Use a pun, go to prison.

If Rat is right, then we GC commenters are all doomed.

And Stephan says “You can have my puns when you can take my pen from my cold dead hands!”

He finally got collared.

That’s justice wrong! :D

When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.

What about telling the same stupid joke three times a week? Can we get Pastis shot for that?

That’s it, I’m voting for Pun Control. The heck with the NPA, they have too much power anyway.

Shouldn’t say that too loudly. Some political group will want to pass a “first crime is free” law.

You may argue, that no one died from a pun. But if you consider the sheer amount of groan this strip causes by publishing in mass media I’d say: lock’m up ‘n’ throw away the key!

#whitecollar

I’ll bet if Pastis goes on a hunger strike, in a week or two he’ll be able to slip through those bars.

It should be Rat in there! Preferably on an electric chair…

xxx

With the continuous use of puns, Pastis should be locked up and made to think about his crimes.

Mr. Pastis, I like your puns.

if i could get away with one crime it would be stealing the presidency and my cabinet members would be Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump, Melania Trump, Condoleezza Rice, Sarah Palin, Betty White, (hehe), Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kasie Hunt, Rachel Maddow, Jennifer Lawrence, Mayim Bialik, Kathie Lee Gifford…… being honest here no pun intended today

Rat, my hero! You do not know how much I have longed for this day! Cartoon-Boy, behind bars! Now, that’s funny!

Better than a basket in front of your ex’s house, right, Stephan?

Puns should not be a crime! If telling puns is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.