I was on Drummond Island and checked into one of half dozen cabins that were in a semicircle facing the Lake. Right out of the 1950s…..A two burner stove, pots and pans and plates…A little sink. An electric heater in the wall….It was great! There were two outhouses nearby…I went out to my car for something and I heard a series of crunching sounds. I looked over towards the water, and I see this black bear gnawing on the gunwale of a wooden boat. I watched it in fascination for a while. Then it started sauntering towards my cabin, I kept my hand on the door handle, but it trotted off between the two out houses in the gathering darkness…. I did not go anywhere near the outhouse that night…..I did warm up some beans and ham on the little stove, and they had a toaster….And I had liquid refreshments…..
Don’t you just love it when bears sing, “It came upon a Christmas Eve…” on your way to the outhouse….Don’t forget something to set your cheeks on….Folded newspaper sections, cardboard, carpet remnants…anything to avoid the chill of fresh ham on the seat…..
Today’s strip is close to the truth. My neighbour is a military pilot, and he tells me the polar bears in Churchill Manitoba know that when a runway light bulb expires, someone will come to replace it; and when they lie in wait in the snow, they cover their black noses with their paw. So in answer to your question, it takes two soldiers to replace a light bulb – one with a new bulb, and one with a 12 gauge and 5 slugs.
The bears are just waiting until he has to go to the outhouse. The missus is Jewish and Chanukah ended last week but Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it.
Living in a framed tent for several summers in Yosemite, one day black bear came in while wife was still in bed, she got up, whacked him with a broom, AFTER OPENING THE DOOR, and off he went. In Yellowstone, grizzly pursued me into the lodge, through the door I’d gone in. He grew bored with the lobby and exited through the front glass doors, well, after he knocked them out of the frame and to pieces. Pick your bears carefully.
If the bears were really smart, they’d hide until he went to the outhouse, and grab him on the way back. He’d taste better that way. And now that he’s seen them waiting, he probably doesn’t need to go to the outhouse…
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
“…Let your heart be edible…”
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Thank you beary much, Wiley.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Thank you beary much, Wiley.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Thank you beary much, Wiley.
Superfrog over 6 years ago
All he wants for next Christmas is inside plumbing.
keenanthelibrarian over 6 years ago
Beware bears singing Christmas carols. Thank God we haven’t any of them in Australia.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wiley bears two days in a row! How great is that?
BTW, Thanks Wiley for the coloring page. A Berry berry Christmas to you, too.
Varnes over 6 years ago
I was on Drummond Island and checked into one of half dozen cabins that were in a semicircle facing the Lake. Right out of the 1950s…..A two burner stove, pots and pans and plates…A little sink. An electric heater in the wall….It was great! There were two outhouses nearby…I went out to my car for something and I heard a series of crunching sounds. I looked over towards the water, and I see this black bear gnawing on the gunwale of a wooden boat. I watched it in fascination for a while. Then it started sauntering towards my cabin, I kept my hand on the door handle, but it trotted off between the two out houses in the gathering darkness…. I did not go anywhere near the outhouse that night…..I did warm up some beans and ham on the little stove, and they had a toaster….And I had liquid refreshments…..
Varnes over 6 years ago
Don’t you just love it when bears sing, “It came upon a Christmas Eve…” on your way to the outhouse….Don’t forget something to set your cheeks on….Folded newspaper sections, cardboard, carpet remnants…anything to avoid the chill of fresh ham on the seat…..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Bears, omnivores with a distinct turn for venison and occasionally a wayward human.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
I hope bears sing better than the coyotes we’ve got around these parts.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
Somehow, I don’t think THESE Wiley Bears mean him any harm…
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Smart bears would wait until the return trip.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Smart bears would wait until the return trip.
Ida No over 6 years ago
Yay! Self-coloring bears! Is this an app for that?
Qiset over 6 years ago
I grew up with an outhouse.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think that i would be looking for buckets.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy Holidays!
Geophyzz over 6 years ago
Today’s strip is close to the truth. My neighbour is a military pilot, and he tells me the polar bears in Churchill Manitoba know that when a runway light bulb expires, someone will come to replace it; and when they lie in wait in the snow, they cover their black noses with their paw. So in answer to your question, it takes two soldiers to replace a light bulb – one with a new bulb, and one with a 12 gauge and 5 slugs.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
Do humans [bleep] in the outhouse? Not today.
metagalaxy1970 over 6 years ago
How badly do I R E A L L Y need to go outside?
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
Hope he doesn’t have the runs ;~(
Norman L Jones over 6 years ago
Merry Christmas , Happy New year and whatever else fits, to you all.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Alley Oop,” for those who haven’t seen it today, features a very nice poem.
profesorquijote over 6 years ago
I suppose bears don’t have any tenors, altos and sopranos, but only bearitones?
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
The bears are just waiting until he has to go to the outhouse. The missus is Jewish and Chanukah ended last week but Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it.
LEOKEV over 6 years ago
The “quarter moon” was only one the ladies outhouses. The men’s used a “full moon” (no pun intended), but were often destroyed by rowdy occupants.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
♪♫ “Digest ye merry gentleman…” ♪♫
Caribena over 6 years ago
I’d be especially afraid of the one on the roof.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Living in a framed tent for several summers in Yosemite, one day black bear came in while wife was still in bed, she got up, whacked him with a broom, AFTER OPENING THE DOOR, and off he went. In Yellowstone, grizzly pursued me into the lodge, through the door I’d gone in. He grew bored with the lobby and exited through the front glass doors, well, after he knocked them out of the frame and to pieces. Pick your bears carefully.
whiteaj over 6 years ago
Stop. I can’t bear it.
edward thomas Premium Member over 6 years ago
Jingle bears, Jingle bears…
edward thomas Premium Member over 6 years ago
Jingle bears, Jingle bears…
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
I want a stuffed Wiley Bear toy!
Cerabooge over 6 years ago
How nice of the bears to clear all the snow from the path to the outhouse. “Ooh, look, I don’t have to tramp through the snow!”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
“A WILEY BEAR TAIL OF WOE”
Jingle bears, Jingle bears…Santa runs all the way
The bears bearing grins are at a gallop
Santa’s running too hard to say halp!
Ursus Superiorous Wiley are a hungry lot
Since they appeared they are sending humans to pot
For a long time humans have needed a predator of them
IN the stories, movies and other fiction placed them in ’em
The bears who smile too much come along, sneaky fellows
All I gotta do is make to the pooping place, oh!
Can’t do it anywhere the Wiley Bears are, cheeky beasts
Maybe I should eat less of those Christmas feasts!
With thanx to Wiley & Edward Thomas for the ideas.
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
Book title: “Long Run to the Outhouse” by Willie Makit.
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
No wonder he looks anxious, look at that line for the outhouse. Guess he’ll just have to use the woods.
Peam Premium Member over 6 years ago
They’re singing your song Gent!
markmoss1 over 6 years ago
If the bears were really smart, they’d hide until he went to the outhouse, and grab him on the way back. He’d taste better that way. And now that he’s seen them waiting, he probably doesn’t need to go to the outhouse…
mobile over 6 years ago
Iʻd check the basement for a reusable 5 gallon bucket!!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 6 years ago
Those ubiquitous Wiley Bears!
GiantShetlandPony over 6 years ago
Giving the snow, I’d say this is in North Dakota. ;)
BTW, this is exactly why I have a camper with a toilet. :D
An asides, bears are only as dangerous as stupid people will let them be. OK, that’s true of most animals.
GiantShetlandPony over 6 years ago
Giving the snow, I’d say this is in North Dakota. ;)
BTW, this is exactly why I have a camper with a toilet. :D
An asides, bears are only as dangerous as stupid people will let them be. OK, that’s true of most animals.
Gent over 6 years ago
Thank you beary much!