The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2017

“And, as usual, my little brother doesn’t want anything.”

Aaaah, I don’t get it. I never eat at Arby’s (not snobbish, just prefer Wendy’s) so maybe it’s an inside joke? If it were Subway, I would think about foot longs……..????

The only thing that comes to my mind is, “This little piggy had roast beef”

Bigfoot joke? Toe Foo joke? Nailed it!

This little piggy went to market,This little piggy stayed at home,This little piggy had roast beef,This little piggy had none.And this little piggy went… “Wee wee wee” all the way home…

His friend just needs the rest room.

Thank you for brain sourcing this. It is too early on a Monday to think.

Thank God I got here late.

Yeah, a roast beef. And put some jam on it.

Cue the toe fungus cure pop up ad…..

Oh, jeez. I didn’t get it at first.

and nothing to drink for the pinky toe.

I get on late…thank goodness for the explanations and laffs.

Took me a few seconds, but the payoff was worth it!

Sorry, no shoes, no service!

Not sure I would’ve gotten this without everyone’s help here. Thanks!

Sure, but who’ll be footing the bill?

he’s outta luck – nor shirt, no shoes, no service…

Took me a while to get this one. Maybe if the toe next to him was saying “None for me, thanks!”

The groaner puns are the best, along with the comment puns……

This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had pork!

Triple thick, triple thick, brown sugar bacon!