Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 25, 2017

Anomalies of a solar soul in the out space a root beer float.

The water bears always won..

Tardigrade fights were considered to be good training for holiday shopping.

Attack of the Megatardigrades, coming soon to a theater near you!

“Wear a diaper. You’re going to need it.” – John Jameson, WBAY.

Giant enough that tardigrades are within the very oxygen of which we breathe..

I think I saw that one. It had Penelope Ann Miller, right?

…we all have our fantasies…

…tuff buggers to fight…

…she got paid under the author name Nimrod Hubbard…

…her husband paid her in more work…

…if you imagine it, it can happen…

…aaah …the old alternative reality trick…

I just realized the lexicon of my interior monologue has a new stock phrase:

“Teresa made me Google.”

(@#$%&! cartoonists)

…and what does Mr. Winterbottom do?

My hero!

Her zero-g suit dry-cleaner wondered “WTF”?

Mrs. Roy Winterbottom was also well known in Manitowoc for her Brazilian butt lift.

With “mother’s little helper” she won every single battle!

I had some tardy grades in school.

That’s nothing. I could do all that at ten degrees below absolute zero.

The “little lady” obviously needed something to do to fill in all her spare time!

I just hope she won most of those duels!

They’re submerged..