Okay Opus you have to say that it is intriguing, unique, one of a kind and can really bring up one’s emotions (just do not tell her which emotions). Of course you will be honest and have your first lover’s spat in all likelihood; right up there with the honest answer for “Honey, does this dress make me look fat?” which has sent many a boyfriend home or a husband to the couch for the night.
Opus, here’s a thought before you go very far: “Ah my dear… this work is the truest expression of your soul to date. It SPEAKS to me in ways that my meek heart can yet express. And oh! Isn’t that what expressionism should do. You are my muse! Go on muse, and do they will, for I am helpless in thy grasp.” That should get you on the runway, oh flightless fowl. After that, the lift off is up to you.
We will not be upset if you go back on your word about being honest at this time, Opus. We absolutely understand. Lola doesn’t really NEED to know the truth.
TampaFanatic1 about 1 year ago
Okay Opus you have to say that it is intriguing, unique, one of a kind and can really bring up one’s emotions (just do not tell her which emotions). Of course you will be honest and have your first lover’s spat in all likelihood; right up there with the honest answer for “Honey, does this dress make me look fat?” which has sent many a boyfriend home or a husband to the couch for the night.
Imagine about 1 year ago
My answer would probably be: It reminds me of your incredible passion and sensuality. I can’t get enough of that.
einarbt about 1 year ago
Again, poor Opus.
drbee about 1 year ago
Yes- some questions Have no good answer…..lol.
wi3leong Premium Member about 1 year ago
A composition for cello and piano by Charles-Camille Saint-Saëns. “I’ve never heard that” if Opus was thinking fast, not something he does very often.
Egrayjames about 1 year ago
Opus has to decide which brain he should use for his response.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tell her you don’t understand it because you’re a dunce where art is concerned.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I kinda like it. Better that that so-called "David’ statue thingie.
starfighter441 about 1 year ago
When in doubt, go here. https://www.artybollocks.com/generator.html
rmercer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Guess we should be grateful it’s in B&W. Now I’ll able to eat breakfast…
smsrt about 1 year ago
CPJeeBee about 1 year ago
I think it’s one of your top ten paintings.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Golly, it’s just neato-squeato, Sugar Plum!” he said, choking on bile.
Just-me about 1 year ago
Opus, just say, “Thought provoking,” and let it go at that.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Choose your next words carefully, Opus. Or she will give you the brush off the hard way. Please, stay safe and healthy my friends.
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
Gunga Din
Diat60 about 1 year ago
Not bad, needs more colour.
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
I think it laid an egg.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 1 year ago
Excellent swan song pun.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
It looks like a waterfowl danced on it…
Bruce1253 about 1 year ago
To quote Monty Python, “Run away, Run Away!!!”
Tetonbil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Lola is looking mighty fine Opus. Consider your answer very carefully. Snerk!
mindjob about 1 year ago
The wrong answer might be his swan song
Indianapolis Smith about 1 year ago
“Oh, and do these shorts make my bottom look big?”
Thomas R. Williams about 1 year ago
“Pert and dynamic and very firm and round, so compelling and …oh, I am facing the other way.”
artjohn42 about 1 year ago
Actually, it’s not too bad a composition. Pretty good balance of darks and lights with midtones for variety. Bold brushwork and energy…OK, its crap.
KEA about 1 year ago
“It’s so deep it will be a while before I can offer a worthy opinion.”
phoenixnyc about 1 year ago
“Honestly? It’s beyond me. I don’t have the emotional equipment to follow where you’re going.”
You’re welcome, Opus.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
We will not be upset if you go back on your word about being honest at this time, Opus. We absolutely understand. Lola doesn’t really NEED to know the truth.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 1 year ago
“ Reminds me of Picasso’s masterpiece Guernica, My Love”
sby14 about 1 year ago
Do these jeams make me look fat…. it’s not the jeans…. said no man with an IQ bigger than his shoe size…
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
“Sugar Plum, my honest opinion is that it leaves me speechless!”