Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2015

I want that software!

I will now ask the question that’s on all our minds: What happens when he visits porn sites?

You’d need a new chip for that.

Oy! The next killer app! In just about every sense of the expression…

What else does one NEED if you have software like this?

It’s not the software, it’s the hardware.LCD: Liquid Coors Dispenser.

Nice app, but how versatile is it? How many brands of beer does it offer? Or is it only in beta-testing?

My niece likes a certain soda she can’t get where she lives so I have some sent to her around Christmas. The case costs 10 bucks and 20 to ship. Online beer would be as expensive.

I know so many people who would want that software. But if you think Americans are overweight now …….

So Rat got a “Star Trek” transporter……………..but does it make the transporter sound ?

I need to find that software

I don’t drink. But today, while several cop cars were buzzing around the end of our parking lot near the mailboxes, which made anything I might do seem at least slightly suspicious, I went out and retrieved a large cardboard carton from Amazon and put it in my trunk. Would have been interesting if they’d stopped me and asked what was in it..It was a box of water. I’ve got a standing order for a case of a particular flavor every two months, and this had to be the day it arrived.

Amazon’s in trouble.

I would like to think that hand belongs to either Bert or Harry Piel (remember them?)!

NOW we’re talkin’ !!!!!!

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the 3D printer, and now this? Oh, wondrous new world!

Someone is going to have to pay royalties to Calvin. Remember the transmogrifier?

Our IT department would probably block that site….. ;- (

Now THAT’S a 3D printer that will make millions…

Beer, of course, is good, but a nice glass of Merlot, that would be something!

Andy Capp would love that! But a disadvantage would be that Andy isn’t in touch with the technology world.xxx

i think this may be an improvement on the murder mystery series where the detective inherits a dog that’s been trained to fetch beer from the fridge. impressive

But do they deliver?

I miss Larry and the crocs, along with their “Zeeba Zeeba Eata” ways …

Oh, I wish…