Because he’s a mean old devil. Always was, with all that smiting and baby-killing and giving people boils and such. Wait until you grow up and get a load of human reproductive method. Now that’s a real knee slapper. He’s still laughing over that one.
hsawlrae over 9 years ago
God doesn’t make artificial ‘food’.
watmiwori over 9 years ago
Sheer contrariness, bubbele, sheer contrariness.
Espoc over 9 years ago
To prevent tooth decay, overweight and eventually diabetes.
stlmaddog5 over 9 years ago
’cause God has a warped sense of humor.
Laura Chapman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Enquiring minds want to know. Especially mine!
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Out of the mouth of babes.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Because he’s a mean old devil. Always was, with all that smiting and baby-killing and giving people boils and such. Wait until you grow up and get a load of human reproductive method. Now that’s a real knee slapper. He’s still laughing over that one.
garcoa over 9 years ago
Same reason He created mosquitoes.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
a lot like other silly questions that ‘grown-ups’ ask about God.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 9 years ago
How come Mother Nature made us love sweets? These days, it’s not an aid to survival!
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
Because god is a meanie that way
dflak over 9 years ago
I’m just a priest kid. There’s a lot of things God didn’t clear through me.
BugsyQ over 9 years ago
Skittles look like vitamins.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good question!
Dani Rice over 9 years ago
I’m in Sales, not Management.