Rat – YOU DA MAN!!! Any idiot who puts a HOT cup of liquid between their legs, spills it, and then whines about being burned is a MORON. And deserves a whack on the noggin.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s awesome! One of his best tongue-twisters. All hail Pastis!
My paternal grandfather was part of the invasion of Normandy on June 6, 1944. He never talked about it much to me, but my grandmother was SO proud of him. He got home, on leave, to meet his newborn daughter (my mom) in time for that Christmas. Grandma has gotten pregnant on his last leave and they hadn’t seen each other in over a year. I have his Purple Heart (gunshot wound) and I’ll cherish it forever.
Fifteen cents and she only got one scoop? Highway robbery I say! When I was a kid I got THREE scoops for fifteen cents (Five cents a scoop). Damn, I feel old!
I remember that one! I damned near peed my pants the first time I heard it.
Holy crap! That was FUNNY!!!
That would be funnier – Except the Italian gov’t stabilized Pisa over 15 years ago.
C’mon Steph – You can do better than that. Although I suppose you’re allowed a dud once in a while.
Skittles look like vitamins.
Raw, grilled, steamed….Oh Yeah!