Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2015
Rat: I had a dream that a monkey was trying to market his own brand of cinnamon, but didn't want to use the word cinnamon. Goat: What did he want to use? Rat: A word that meant the same thing, but I couldn't think of any, so he said that meant I was a sinner who would one days go to hell. Goat: Whoa. That dream sounds like some kind of omen. Rat: What kind of omen? Goat: A simian cinnamon synonym sin omen. Rat: You're the one going to hell.