Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2015
Pig, The Unmotivational Speaker Man: Master Guru Pig?... I have a question... My life feels so directionless... So lost... What should I do? Pig: Grab a gallon of ice cream and lie on your couch for days!! Man: Hallelujah, brother Pig!! Pig: Bless you, brother!