Is the sausage kosher? I doubt it. We’ll pass.
Leo Anthony Gallagher, Jr., the comedian, tried that once and ended up breaking his arm. He was going to use the video as part of one of his shows, but ended up showing the audience how he broke his arm, which was still in a cast at that time. He had to have someone, his brother?, swing the sledge-o-matic for him.
Food to die for.
Really means “stupid white girl”.
I’m with Fosdick on this one. The Chippendale chair is the one common factor in all the crimes.
Does the living spouse then get to collect the deceased’s life insurance? Inherit the deceased’s estate?
I’m here reading the comics at 2AM local time for the very same reason. Wife used those very same words too!
I NEED one of those T-shirts !!
That’s the drill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NZh9ennozk
Same situation with the U.S. Postal Service. At least they’d promote the worst ones far enough up the ladder that they wouldn’t be involved with the clerks and mailhandlers on the workroom floor.