The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2014

Looks like a meat and greet.

This party is such a grind, though

She literally flipped for him when she saw his buns.

Ooh! Quadruple rimshot!http://instantrimshot.com/

I heard she’s hot.

Patty’s a barbecutie.

Who marinates their hot dogs and hamburger patties?

Wurst… Girlfriend… EVER!

Getting married , Frank? You old dog, you.

Frank’s secretly hoping that the marinade will improve Patty’s cellulite problem.

Frank has intestinal fortitude.

T-bone looks like a beefy guy.

Frank’s a lucky guy… grillfriends like Patty are rare…she’s natural, and unspoiled..you can tell she was well raised.

I remember her when she was pleasingly plump, but she seems to have lost some weight. Oh well, being thin is a grate look for her. (Yes, she does look a little flat… but she’s still hot.)

They did indeed marinate and got along well together. After all, they’re both pretty much mystery meat. But life is often unfair. Their happiness ended that afternoon they decided to take in a ball game. In the third inning, she looked around, and Frank was gone. He was last seen nicely plumped and slathered in mustard.

Will someone be wearing condiments?

Never really had a problem with lima beans, except that the only place I encountered them was in those frozen mixed veggies Mom used to buy. What else do people use them for? I’ve had butter beans in a baked bean dish with bacon (no franks) and they were delicious!

As for the cartoon, is this reincarnation for meat animals?

Patty seems well grounded…

My wife’s name is Patti (with an “i”). She’s a cyclops. She always gets glasses half price. As you can imagine she’s very single-minded as well.

Well done, Scott.

I thought she was just his grillfriend.

And is that former congressman Weiner I see standing there?