Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 23, 2022

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    And you get to wear your underpants on the outside of your stormtrooper suits.

    (They stay cleaner that way).

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    Does the plan involve getting a root canal?

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    Panufo  over 1 year ago

    I always invite my sworn foes to come and speak to my students.

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    charliefarmrhere  over 1 year ago

    The dental plan is what sold them.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And you don’t have to learn how to shoot straight.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    It a great job. There no pressure of achieving your targets.

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    wi3leong Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A better pitch than Russian men are getting from Putin.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Actually people WILL sign up for that. Just throw in vision and health you’ll have an army following you in no time

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    Null Island  over 1 year ago

    So…why is the one kid wearing a helmet?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    Nobody has ever collected from the retirement plan.

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    Map_One  over 1 year ago

    Government jobs are the best. LOL

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    Not such a great marksmanship program, though…

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    christineracine77  over 1 year ago

    I already am an insignificant cog grinding away in obscurity . . . a dental plan is tempting, though. Throw in vision and I’m in!

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Join the Russian Army where the “training program” consists of throwing you onto the battlefield where the senior soldiers train you while everyone is retreating from the Ukrainians.

    Or book an extended overseas vacation!

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    ars731  over 1 year ago

    One of the funniest comics i have read was Deadpool and the arc with Bob, Agent of Hydra. Bob reveals he only joined Hydra because of its dental plan. He is dismayed to learn that A.I.M has better benefits later.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like a Russian recruitment speech, minus the dental plan.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 1 year ago

    Priorities must be recognized!!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Great dental plan. You can’t take your helmet off. So, you can’t eat. Viola! No cavities.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    my medicare dental plan doesn’t cover cavities

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    Scoutmaster77  over 1 year ago

    Well, then…

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    lunapeachie  over 1 year ago

    Well, there’s the silver lining.

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    I imagine that Pam has much higher hopes, dreams and goals for Albert and Marie.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    Tim misspelled “Amazon”.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Some selling point — who cares what your teeth look like when you’re under that full-face helmet?

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Biggest drawback?

    That Suit doesn’t have a Zipper, so when you need to Go, you’ll be glad you didn’t run out of Depends.

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    jimboylan  over 1 year ago

    And you get to wear neat looking armor.

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