B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 15, 2023

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    We have nothing to fear but the FB herself.

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    that’s a “Spoyo” – spider yo-yo

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    AllishaDawn  8 months ago

    I think the spider needs to be afraid of her!

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    But do you know? My housemate called me the other night to come quick, and I was hoping he saw a snake in his bathroom, but it was a big spider so I left and got my shoes on and stomped the crap out of it as usual, and he said don’t kill it, and said it’s too late. I already did.

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    Ahuehuete  8 months ago

    Who knew the Duncan yo-yo company also makes spiders?

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago

    Poor spiders. And snakes.

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    kbyrdleroy123  8 months ago

    The first yoyo!

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    david.bruce  8 months ago

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    DaveG1960  8 months ago

    Poor thing just escaped from Garfield’s house as well…..

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    jaydogg187  8 months ago

    They should send her to Australia. She’d make serious bank as an exterminator.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

    Because it’s sπder we’re talking about.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Spiders

    Are the only web developers in the world who like finding bugs.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

    Because with great power comes great response ability.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    How many spiders does it take to create an app?

    None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    Hey-hey! Is she afraid of spiders? … No-no

    Ho-ho! Does she like to play with spiders? … Yo-yo

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Pretty good but can she do “Walk the Spider”?

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I like most spiders. We occasionally have an orb-weaver by the front porch. The webs are amazing.

    One time I was making a delivery to an apartment. It was near Halloween, so there were fake webs and fake spiders everywhere. When the man answered the door I said, “What a cool spider!”. He looked over to see what I was talking about and jumped back. It was NOT fake! It was a wolf spider just minding his own business. He crawled back under the hedge there. My motto is, “If it it is outside and not dangerous it can live”. Even if it is dangerous but only protects itself I ignore them. Fire ants and wasps/hornets are the exception. Those bloody things are down-right evil. Thankfully we’re only had a nest of wasps/hornets once. I have no clue which one it was since the stuff to kill them could be used from 10 feet away. The nest was on the ground when some boys I hired to mow found it. This was pre-tornado, so I still had 6 trees in the yard-3 of which it could have fallen from. It wasn’t there a week prior. If only I could say we only had one colony of ants. This is North Carolina. At one time the local hockey team was called the “Fire Ants”.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    If that spider ever escapes, it’s going to have a bad case of dizziness/nausea…

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    So far…..lucky spider.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    She’s a lot braver than I am.

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    blakerl  8 months ago

    Spiders and Snakes of the world beware, Jane Cometh with a big stick and a bad attitude. AKA the “The Fat Broad”.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    And does she make Hula-Hoops out of snakes? ☺

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Looks like a case for PETS… People for Ethical Treatment of Spiders. Also wonder if the spider just ate a fly behind the barn and needs a mint.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  8 months ago

    His name is ‘Duncan’.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    There is a distinct between fearing something and respecting it. Of course, she appears to do neither. Good on her.

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    xsintricks  8 months ago

    Jane can stop by anytime to take care of this spider that’s been hanging on my front screen door ALL NIGHT LONG! It’s mid morning and it has been there since late afternoon yesterday. You would think the feline overlord would dispatch it for me but he only kills killer wabbits.

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    Angry Indeed  8 months ago

    At least the spider has half a chance breaking the thread and making a run for it; snakes “ain’t got no chance” at all! ;-p

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “That would be a negatory good buddy.”

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    She also invented Incredible Edibles

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Soon, she will officially change her name to Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb … for her operation.

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    T...  8 months ago

    Let’s hope Spiderman doesn’t pop out on the upswing…

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  8 months ago

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    Dkram  8 months ago

    I’d bet the spider wishes she was afraid.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  8 months ago

    Is that the same spider from Garfield

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    This is why spiders can detach from their web at any time. :)

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    nottaTrueBeliever  8 months ago

    So instead of “walking the dog” you’d be “walking the spider”

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    Other way around. As usual.

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    Sambora1  8 months ago

    I hate spiders so much and I use to have ex husband kill them any time I saw, he could get them better because he is 6 foot and I am only 5 feet, one but now that I live alone and they tend to take up space in the ceiling corners and I can’t reach them and with my balance problems I can’t get on step ladder anymore so I have to leave them there, it still drives me crazy and if I know one is there and my Dad comes down from his apartment to bring me my mail and anything I had him go to the store for me I have him kill them.

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