B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 31, 2022

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    An itchy eye is a hard thing to resist.

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    David_the_CAD  about 1 year ago

    yea, but then it becomes hilarious.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    After that he wore a patch over one eye.

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    Grandma Lea  about 1 year ago

    for a while they could see the point, now they have trouble knowing how far it is from them.

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    pearlsbs  about 1 year ago

    A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg leg?”

    The pirate replies, “A cannon ball took me leg and now I wears a wooden peg, arrr!”

    “Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook?”

    “Well,” replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of em cut me hand off, arrr!”

    “Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch?”

    The pirate replied, “I was scanning the skies to check the weather and a sea-gull dropping fell into me eye, arrr!”.

    “You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?”

    “Arrr, not exactly,” said the pirate. “It was the first day I had me hook.”

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    Quite a hooking tome, huh?

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    And my first though was this


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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 year ago

    Pirates wore eye patches to keep one eye accustomed to darkness.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    That joke had quite the hook to it…anyway, Happy New Year’s to everyone!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Did they ever find it?

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    flagmichael  about 1 year ago

    I can’t forget the Mad Magazine marginal art (or whatever it was called). A man is standing on the sidewalk when a buddy approaches and slaps him on the back, saying, “How’s the ol’ glass eye?” The eye pops out, bounces into the street, and is run over by a steam roller (of course) with a “squorsh!” The first guy says, “It’s fine. Now I guess I will have to get one for the other eye.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Captain Hook always did have an eye for fasten.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    A very mom type thing to say. Which is why I tell my sister that she will never be happy. When she was about 9 years old, she was swinging a stick around. Our mom told her to stop with the words, ‘You won’t be happy until you poke someone’s eye out with that." My sister never managed to do that and the stick is now long gone.

    Parental logic: gotta love it.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I believe it! Until someone gets hurt, parry on‼️


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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    They all played “Blind-Man’s Bluff” and everyone was a winner!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sooooooo, I assume Hook bought a BB gun. No?

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    gammaguy  about 1 year ago

    “All fun until someone loses an eye.”

    I’ve heard a song with that line. Also with verses about a leg, etc. Sorry that I don’t have a link handy.

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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    That must’ve been some party. What! And I’m just now hearing about it!?

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    McGehee  about 1 year ago

    It’s all fun and games until somebody FINDS an eye.

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    figuratively speaking  about 1 year ago

    Unless it happens to us, it’s still kinda fun, isn’t it?

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    That’s really U.K. esoteric…

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    The Band, stupid, not the Dizzy Hook…

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Well, he hadn’t heard why George Costanza can’t carry a pen.

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    zippykatz  about 1 year ago

    Captain Hook died of jock itch…

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    Digital Frog  about 1 year ago

    I’m an IT guy (computers, not the clown) and one of my lines is “It all fun and games until someone loses their IP”

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    johnjoyce  about 1 year ago

    This is really funny, Mas & Hart! Thanks!

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