“Remember, if confronted by a librarian while looking for a book to check out, do not attempt to escape by climbing a tree. There are no trees in the library. And the precious moments it will take you to look around and realize this will allow the librarian to strike. If approached by a librarian, keep still. Do not run away. Try to make yourself bigger than the librarian.” Cecil Gershwin Palmer
Gloria Burgle will have to change it herself!
I am heartened by the fact that Calvin can recognize irony when he sees it. It bodes well for him as an adult.
Salome’s silhouette bears a disturbing similarity to Side-Show Bob.
This has been a nice Roman a clef.
Kitty is pinin’ for the fjords…
He is ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
It happens every year on the 16th hole at The Phoenix Open. Picture a mini-stadium surrounding a short par 3, packed with 16,000 inebriated people:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGNLoPOKZy0
Beggars in Spain?