I was born long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. No. Not that one. That one is silly.
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Real cheese is much too fancy. Velveeta is as far as I will go with fried baloney.
It is excellent work, isn’t it?
Fake news. Ivanka doesn’t run a charity. You have to question the veracity of your sources.
That’s a pretty big edged instrument you got their, friend. Can you lift it?
Sources close to the internet that know the intimate workings of Brass Orchid’s mind have reported that this latest comment shows that Trump, while claiming to be in Saudi Arabia, is actually attending secret strategy meetings with Vladimir Putin.
Alleged, sources say, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Had there been an actual crime, rest assured that there would already have been an arrest and impeachment proceedings would be demanded loudly and immediately.
This is just the usual sort of harassment and defamation that is allowed if one is a public figure under the umbrella of satire and parody, when one is not part of the ruling elite.
So then, there is hope for them.
Maybe some day they can stop pretending to be the sole intelligent minds in a world stuck on stupid and accept reality as it is, even if it doesn’t conform to their ideology.
Drop all the drug prohibitions. Let people have their marijuana without paying $150/oz..
Let the losers be losers and the wake ‘n’ bakes wake ‘n’ bake.
We know for a fact from experience that the harm to society from prohibition is greater than the harm from the thing being prohibited in the matter of intoxicants.
Man up and take your losses. Accept that humans are stupid and that you don’t have to exercise control by superior stupidity.
More harm comes from the government than from the thing being banned.
There will be losses. There will always be losses. Let it be by their own hand and their own choice.