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Bloom County 2017

By Berkeley Breathed
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Rabbits Against Magic

By Jonathan Lemon
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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Perry Bible Fellowship

By Nicholas Gurewitch
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We the Robots

By Chris Harding
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Cornered

By Mike Baldwin
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Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney
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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Dog Eat Doug

By Brian Anderson
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Frazz

By Jef Mallett
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Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley
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B.C.

By Mastroianni and Hart
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Adam@Home

By Rob Harrell
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The Argyle Sweater

By Scott Hilburn
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Close to Home

By John McPherson
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The Duplex

By Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy
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The Flying McCoys

By Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy
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The Fusco Brothers

By J.C. Duffy
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In the Bleachers

By Steve Moore
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Moderately Confused

By Jeff Stahler
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Monty

By Jim Meddick
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Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi
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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Reality Check

By Dave Whamond
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Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
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Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
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Strange Brew

By John Deering
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Unstrange Phenomena

By Ed Allison
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2 Cows and a Chicken

By Steve Skelton
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F Minus

By Tony Carrillo
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Working Daze

By John Zakour and Scott Roberts
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NEUROTICA

By Allison Garwood
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Rose is Rose

By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady
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Bob the Squirrel

By Frank Page
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Dark Side of the Horse

By Samson
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Tiny Sepuku

By Ken Cursoe
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Matt Davies

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Matt Bors

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Eric the Circle

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Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
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Foolish Mortals

By Tom Horacek
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Buni

By Ryan Pagelow
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Half Full

By Maria Scrivan
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The Conjurers

By Brian Anderson
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Sarah's Scribbles

By Sarah Andersen
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Zen Pencils

By Gavin Aung Than
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Brian McFadden

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The Wandering Melon

By Mike Shiell
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
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Berkeley Mews

By Ben Zaehringer
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1 and Done

By Eric Scott
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Poorcraft

By C. Spike Trotman
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The Best Medicine Cartoon

By Izzy Ehnes
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Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on Rudy Park

    The ACLU takes advantage of a law which states any case brought before the court on the ground of civil rights is paid for by the government. As far as they are concerned, any case they can base on a violation of civil rights is found money.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Rudy Park

    And that wasn’t the worst of it!

  3. about 5 hours ago on Matt Bors

    I did not justify the presence of the protesters, which was predicated solely on hatred, illegal and without redeeming social value.

    The rally attendees similarly lacked social redeeming value and were based on hatred, but at least they had a permit and an express right to be there.

    Whenever somebody says “word salad”, I take that as evidence that they are unable to construct an intelligent response that does not admit the underlying factual nature of the statement for which they are excusing their ad hominem attack.

    So… Yes… I agree. What I said was above reproach and beyond criticism.

  4. about 5 hours ago on Matt Bors

    Sure. That’s exactly what you said I’m saying.

    If it were up to me, I’d be saying that there was nobody there who was not there for the explicit purpose of creating trouble and maybe engaging The Enemy, and perhaps even engaging in a bit of violence. The psychotic gentleman who engaged in vehicular homicide was a good example of that was wrong with every person there, writ large.

    Too bad he wasn’t a Jihadi. He would be exonerated for being repressed and his parents could stand behind the Democrat candidate in the next election cycle as fine examples of Community Organization.

    But I can’t really say anything that somebody isn’t willing to hear, so it’s all going to be deplorable and hateful and lacking in intelligence or social and spiritual awareness. One may only perceive on their own level, which is why we have the speed of light and the Planck Limit.

  5. about 6 hours ago on Frog Applause

    The main attraction at Bubba Land turned out to be the potato gun. It don’t shoot potatoes, though. What happens is one of the Bubbas come up and says, “Hold my beer while I show you how this works.” He walks over to the potato gun and fills it with Bug Spray, then lights it up…

    It only costs $3, and you get to keep the beer, which isn’t open yet and ice cold.

    All in all, pretty sweet. The pyrotechnics must be harmless and a they got a trap door for the Bubba, ‘cause he comes back for the next guy in line. But you can’t see the potato gun while you’re standing in line. You just see the guy ahead of you get handed a beer, then you hear a boom and that’s it.

    The Whiskey River ride is fun, too. But that’s one o’ them water rides, where you ride a rubber inner tube down a river while Bubbas in scuba gear hand you an airline whiskey bottle whenever you signal for one. I’m not sure how they work that, maybe radios, because the underwater Bubbas sure can’t see you signing for another whiskey.

    Maybe it’s aliens, or just the magic of Bubba Land.

    Sure worth the trip. But you gotta stay overnight in their hotel. They won’t let you drive home. I can’t tell you what the hotel is like. I don’t remember.

  6. about 15 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    And during the nights, that was the worst. It was quiet in the day, and I had access to paints and puzzles in the day room. But at night there was nothing but the bare cell and the moaning and cries of the others.

  7. about 15 hours ago on Strange Brew

    For many years, the condemned argued over whether the frame of the guillotine should be painted blue or red. None actually thought to question why it should be a guillotine in the first place, when it had been intended by design as something entirely different.

  8. about 16 hours ago on Matt Bors

    Everybody loved Hitler’s speeches. I think Bernie Sanders used much of his material.

  9. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Wait a minute… I just realized that it was “over the river”. I was so mind-washed by the graphic that I could only remember it as “over the mountain”. Insidious!

  10. about 16 hours ago on Matt Bors

    The gathering was declared illegal. Some people left. Nobody who stayed has any claim to virtue or to being less guilty of the results. And the police who stood down to allow it are also to blame. Trying to pick a winner in this race is a lost cause. None of the horses will leave the gate until dragged out and thrown onto a truck.