…thank you…
…the down side of falling in love with Aquaman…
… Turquoise Lad would soon be leaving for The Legion of Superheros…
…Earth 2 version…
…he and Power Girl would soon form a friendship based on cleavage and getting pearled necklaces…
…kids…right?…
…they and their best friend Bouncing Boy…
…[bad pun alert]
…would hit the bong…
…and go out to the clubs…
…but that was in the future…
…right now Turquoise Lad only needed a hug from Mom …and to ask the question…
…If bullets bouce off of Superman’s chest…
…how can he feel Lois’ hand when she puts it on his ‘S’ ?…
… suffering succotash…
…and his way cousin…
…RU-1.2…
…steamboated Willie…
…because they can…
…catwoman…
… I’m going to Kathmandu…
…catwalk…
… catapult…
…catering…
…category…
…catch…
…Catherine…
…Cathy…
…Catonsville…
…cattle…
…catsup…
…Catriona…
…Katrina…
…that’s all I have to say about that…
… this cat knocked on by door the other day…
…tried to give me a free bottle of Dawn and wanted to clean my carpets…
..asked me if I ever heard of Jeholy…
…tried to give me a catalog…
…I went, Not cool, dude…
…so I just gave him a little milk and helped him on his way…
…I’m sure he landed on his feet…
…I saw this cat go next door…
…purr-fect…
…I thought…
…Jeff Tweety will buy anything that cat sells…
….Aaah, nothing like a Bob Hope- Larry Fine joke…
…Larry, Curly & Moe…
…Larry, Shemp & Moe…
…Larry, Joe & Moe…
…Larry, Curly Joe & Moe…
…Larry, Curly & no mo…
…do these leotards make me look fat?…
…no…
…they make you look Larry Fine…
… I hope you agree..
…if you can you read this…
…you may have an IQ of 135…
…my wife thinks she’s smarter than me…
…but, I married her…
…and she married me…
…Starbucks coffee says two tablespoons per 6 ounce serving…
…seems like quite a lot to me…
…I mean the stuff is already priced way too high…
…then you double the amount…
…and it still doesn’t taste strong enough…
…so I end up just pouring in a quarter of the bag…
…gone are the days of never warshing the pot…
…because the more seasoned the pot the better the taste…
…Folgers vs. Maxwell house…
…Mom made Chase and Sanborn so strong that you could stick a spoon in the middle of the cup…
…and it would stay there…
…and Yuban was the best…
100% arabica coffee…
…a unique aftertaste…
…it was delicious…
…that was until Folgers bought them out…
…and ruined it…
…the beginning of the end…
…an old lady spilling her coffee on her lap…
…getting third degree burns…
…was the end of great tasting coffee…
…if I could go back in time I would go back to 1977…
…go back to our just opened up McDonald’s…
…get a large cup of coffee with two creams…
…because…
…now..
…with all of the expensive ways to brew…
…and precisely measured amounts…
…perhaps…
…it is just my lost tastebuds…
…but, coffee is just another capitalistic product gone wrong…
…and we live in the nostalgia of brand memory and reflexes…
…because what we now get a product cut more cheap cocaine…and 10 oz. of coffee is now a pound. ..
…as the third and middle child…
…unleveled ingredients are mostly what our heritage is anyway…
…the primeval juices …
….shaken not stirred…
…and only with the freshest yeast…
…thank you…