Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2024

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    Ahuehuete  4 months ago

    Aren’t socks required to do that?

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    eced52  4 months ago

    She won’t need magic either.

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    oldthang  4 months ago

    Murder him quickly or slowly?

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    Heres Waldo  4 months ago

    How shocking.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Shocking! Positively shocking! (or negatively, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist)

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Wiz, you are under arrest … charged with assault with a static finger.

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    Eric Kegels  4 months ago

    Wiz used science!

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    DaveG1960  4 months ago

    Wiz is going to find himself on the carpet….

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    He’s gonna be another Benjamin Franklin.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is that Wiz’s idea of sparking up some romance in his marriage? I have heard of couples “sparking”. But I thought that was very old-fashion way of speech.

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    SharkNose  4 months ago

    We used to log people off of their IBM mainframe terminals by doing that (early 1980’s). They had to wait 15 minutes for their session to time out before they could log back in! :D

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I have a feeling he’s gonna need some magic to DISAPPEAR! FAST!!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    He sure get a charge outta that.

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    david_g  4 months ago

    I see a wand stuck in an awkward place.

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    walstib Premium Member 4 months ago

    I got zapped entering church last Sunday when I dipped my finger in the holy water.

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    Geophyzz  4 months ago

    Is that just a rust belt thing, or will it work in Florida where it’s humid all year long?

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    But you will need magic to heal your body from the pummeling you’re about to receive!

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    jaydandrews  4 months ago

    lol. I should get into reading Wizrd of Id again…..going to read the classics as well. Same goes for BC.

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    elbow macaroni  4 months ago

    “Murder”? Unacceptable.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Must’ve been quite a shock!

    I’ll see myself out…

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Always threats!!!!!!

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    She won’t need magic, just a heavy cast iron frying pan.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Carpet bombing.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    But you’ll need the magic to defend yourself, Wiz.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Used to be legal to murder your wife, no more though. Sigh!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I would not be amused.

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    Cincoflex  4 months ago

    Sigh, Blanche puts up with a LOT.

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    byword84646  4 months ago

    My brother used to do that to me. Luckily only the living room was carpeted—family room, kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms had tile floors.

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    The Gun Doctor  4 months ago

    Science is like magic, but better.

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    sandflea  4 months ago

    The spark in their marriage is still there.

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    ogsbury  4 months ago

    As a kid I remember figuring out that if I used a paper clip to touch the other person they would get a much bigger zolt than I did.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  4 months ago

    I used to wear rubber soles tennis shoes. I liked the crackling sound of our television when turned off, so I would rub it. Then I could put my hand about a foot from a pull cord and the static electricity would pull it toward me. Or I could put my finger about an inch from my brother, Raymond’s earlobe and listen to the crack of the spark.

    (Looking back, I could have been a much better brother.)

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Here’s a somewhat shocking video Bill Nye: Static Electricity

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=OyGSiQezcuA

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    I accidently touched our dog yesterday when letting her go outside and shocked her. She cried when I did it and I felt bad. How to you let a dog know about static electricity? I told her I wasn’t upset with her and gave her a love.

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    sheashea  4 months ago

    You go girl.

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    bwswolf  4 months ago

    Maybe she shouldn’t have said that out loud …… just saying …… :)

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    The Wiz has been giving Blanche a lot of static lately.

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    Ukko wilko  4 months ago

    My wife and I had a kiss like that recently. We’ve started touching hands first.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    Use his wand

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    Ron Bauerle  4 months ago

    Wall-to-wall carpeting in the Medieval Ages?

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    xsintricks  4 months ago

    The Wiz is a walking Van de Graaf generator.

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    WentHulk  4 months ago

    Take a chill pill Blanche. There are better ways to express annoyance.

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