Unfortunately this scenario is so true. Been there..
As I sit here I look behind me and …. the cat is asleep in the dogs bed and the dog is asleep in the cats bed. How do I gat them to use their own beds.No trees are visible……
Batteries are a lot cheaper than funerals.
All smoke detectors get a new battery for xmas.
Stop smoking in bed
Dogbert is about to be reclassified as “Not a dog”
See what vegan gets you.
When the solid wall is complete, fill it with water.
Someone has been reading Dilbert.