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Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 21, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  13 days ago

    I’m gonna stay confused. I had a Foster Mother who thought – getting her home TP (don’t know about shaving cream) was a complement! It meant that one of her kids was ‘popular’. I still thought it was a waste of TP and a mess to clean up.

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    Gent  13 days ago

    Eh? Tepee and shaving cream?

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    B UTTONS  13 days ago

    Just move a herd of well fed cows near the camp. Let a few take dumps at the tent openings to give the tent occupant a warm feeling in the morning.

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    rshive  13 days ago

    Rodney is too used to playing at war.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 13 days ago

    Don’t waste the TP.

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    jagedlo  13 days ago

    Such ambitious goals, Rodney…are you sure the troops are ready for them?

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    Mr Schnobb  13 days ago

    Just leave the Native Americans alone already, Geesh

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    loridobson Premium Member 13 days ago

    If only all wars (and ugly elections) were conducted thusly.

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    Mario500  13 days ago

    (senses awkwardness in the grammar of the dialogue of the cartoon)

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    Zebrastripes  13 days ago

    LOL

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    awcoffman  13 days ago

    I’ve seen people mount a roll of TP on the business end of a leaf blower. Very effective, but a mess to clean up. Deploys a jumbo roll in seconds. Today TP is way too scarce and valuable.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 13 days ago

    Ha. Blue on Blue shenanigans. Love it. Steal their company flag while your there.

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    cactusbob333  13 days ago

    Send in the tp. You can keep the shaving cream.

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    waes-hael  13 days ago

    Showering them in gifts!?!

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    Cincoflex  13 days ago

    Dude, TP is at a premium right now!

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    stamps  13 days ago

    Then we’ll tickle them to death.

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    raybarb44  13 days ago

    That’ll show em….

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    WCraft Premium Member 13 days ago

    How about you set the TP out as a trap? Better than honey to flies at the moment!

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    BlueKnight1966  12 days ago

    Hannibal suggests half-pincer.

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    geese28  12 days ago

    He should take a page out of the book of judges with Gideon

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    LeslieBark  12 days ago

    This happened at a Renaissance Faire (held in a county park about 20 miles from “civilization”) that I participated in about 20 years ago. A bunch of rowdys got drunk late the night before opening and TP’d the encampment … hah, hah, hah (NOT!) Everybody had to drop their usual last minute preparations and scramble to clean up the grounds, then scramble to get their own period displays (costumes, vendor booths, historical re-enactments, etc.) in order. Not only that (bad enough) it turned out the idiots had stolen the TP from the Porta-Potties, so there was no TP for the several hundred paying customers due to arrive in a couple of hours, to say nothing of the hundreds of participants camping there and needing to use the “facilities” right now!! A frantic call to the Porta-Potty company got us resupplied (along with a hefty surcharge) and the guilty guild of rowdys banned from that and subsequent faires.

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    David Huie Green-What can it hurt?(last words)  12 days ago

    Counting coup, perhaps?

    (Showing you could have killed but chose not to.)

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    Shikamoo  12 days ago

    They are already teepeed.

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    Mediatech  12 days ago

    So that’s who hoarded it all.

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    oakie817  12 days ago

    that’s how wars should be fought

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