The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 26, 2023

Don;t forget to order the puppy training kit from P-Uber.

E-Lab-orate pun.

“Hot Dog! I’m gonna name him ‘Ketchup’!”

Our kid friendly, Labrador pup is called Ben. We hand picked him ourselves 4 weeks ago.

“Pup-Hub” is a competitor!

I wish.

Kid enjoys, dad takes care.

For the puppy’s first birthday, they could give him a special treat from BellyRubHub.

And they get dog snacks from Uber-Treats.

Great one, Scott! Thanks!

cute, very cute.

It’s a lab experiment!

PLEASE list the number! I want one!

’Never saw a Lab that color.

I miss my wonderful Lab girl.

No need to contact Uber Barks.

I just FINALLY MET the black lab I talk to EVERY DAY!!! He’s a big, 9 year old boy named Bear who runs around barking when I say hello with one of my two dogs. He SPRINTED TOWARDS ME as he was taking a walk and tried to DEVOUR MY BODY!XD He has what my uncle with the yellow lab girl calls, “boce energy!” (Politically incorrect I know, but his Hannah is a sweet lug. <3)

The kid ran to retrieve the lab…

If only. . .

A dog doesn’t give a rip if another dog is a yellow Lab, black Lab, chocolate Lab, Alaskan Malamute, Mexican Chihuahua, German Shepherd, Siberian Husky, or Australian Blue Heeler.

A cat doesn’t care whether another cat is a tabby, a calico, snow white, jet black, a fluffy Persian, a hairless Canadian Sphynx, or a tailless Manx.

The only species that attaches any importance to such superficialities is Hōmō sapiens. (Ironically, “sapiens” means “wise”.)