“what a friend we have in Nessie…”
i have had that nightmare of opening the church and no one coming…sorry about that Loch Ness Minister!
It’s a Lochout.
They came. But Nessie thought it was a buffet.
No one showed because they didn’t want to get kilt.
His sermon was watered down anyway…
Today’s comic is all wet!
I don’t know — lakeside services sound kind of fun. But pews? I’d go more for blankets.
Do a webcast with a cat….
I believe this is a myth. I don’t think anyone has really ever seen this minister. Show me some real evidence that he really exists.
the minister mistakenly thought that ness would be more…
That’s a lot of holy water.
Was this service really Nessiesary.
Correction here, there are no ‘lakes’ in Scotland Scott.
I don’t think I’d want to be baptized in THAT water!! :)
But we have a lot of blurry pictures to show for it. Talk radio here we come! Oh, and the book is available at (usual list )
I sort of remember that passage from Luke, when Simon Peter said “we worked hard all night and didn’t catch Nessie or anything."
Oh, the parishioners are there, all right. But getting a confirmed sighting is damned difficult!
Many miles away
There’s a sermon on the floor
Of a parish on the shore
Of a dark
Scottish laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Shouldn’t have advertised the baptism after the service.
Good Ness Gracious
Perish the thought!
I don’t know why they wouldn’t come. It’d be a delightful place to be, if you could just zone out the preacher.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
“what a friend we have in Nessie…”
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
i have had that nightmare of opening the church and no one coming…sorry about that Loch Ness Minister!
Superfrog about 2 years ago
It’s a Lochout.
Bilan about 2 years ago
They came. But Nessie thought it was a buffet.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
No one showed because they didn’t want to get kilt.
Ricky Bennett about 2 years ago
His sermon was watered down anyway…
iggyman about 2 years ago
Today’s comic is all wet!
cdward about 2 years ago
I don’t know — lakeside services sound kind of fun. But pews? I’d go more for blankets.
KenseidenXL about 2 years ago
Do a webcast with a cat….
Doug K about 2 years ago
I believe this is a myth. I don’t think anyone has really ever seen this minister. Show me some real evidence that he really exists.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
the minister mistakenly thought that ness would be more…
uniquename about 2 years ago
That’s a lot of holy water.
P51Strega about 2 years ago
Was this service really Nessiesary.
Prawnclaw about 2 years ago
Correction here, there are no ‘lakes’ in Scotland Scott.
CrimsonOne18 about 2 years ago
I don’t think I’d want to be baptized in THAT water!! :)
goboboyd about 2 years ago
But we have a lot of blurry pictures to show for it. Talk radio here we come! Oh, and the book is available at (usual list )
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
I sort of remember that passage from Luke, when Simon Peter said “we worked hard all night and didn’t catch Nessie or anything."
mwksix about 2 years ago
Oh, the parishioners are there, all right. But getting a confirmed sighting is damned difficult!
Sensei Le Roof about 2 years ago
Many miles away
There’s a sermon on the floor
Of a parish on the shore
Of a dark
Scottish laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Lablubber about 2 years ago
Shouldn’t have advertised the baptism after the service.
BigBoy about 2 years ago
Good Ness Gracious
Buoy about 2 years ago
Perish the thought!
Boise Ed Premium Member about 2 years ago
I don’t know why they wouldn’t come. It’d be a delightful place to be, if you could just zone out the preacher.