The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2022

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “what a friend we have in Nessie…”

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    i have had that nightmare of opening the church and no one coming…sorry about that Loch Ness Minister!

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a Lochout.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    They came. But Nessie thought it was a buffet.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    No one showed because they didn’t want to get kilt.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 2 years ago

    His sermon was watered down anyway…

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Today’s comic is all wet!

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    cdward  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know — lakeside services sound kind of fun. But pews? I’d go more for blankets.

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    KenseidenXL  almost 2 years ago

    Do a webcast with a cat….

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    I believe this is a myth. I don’t think anyone has really ever seen this minister. Show me some real evidence that he really exists.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    the minister mistakenly thought that ness would be more…

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a lot of holy water.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Was this service really Nessiesary.

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    Prawnclaw  almost 2 years ago

    Correction here, there are no ‘lakes’ in Scotland Scott.

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    CrimsonOne18  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think I’d want to be baptized in THAT water!! :)

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    But we have a lot of blurry pictures to show for it. Talk radio here we come! Oh, and the book is available at (usual list )

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    I sort of remember that passage from Luke, when Simon Peter said “we worked hard all night and didn’t catch Nessie or anything."

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    mwksix  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, the parishioners are there, all right. But getting a confirmed sighting is damned difficult!

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    Sensei Le Roof  almost 2 years ago

    Many miles away

    There’s a sermon on the floor

    Of a parish on the shore

    Of a dark

    Scottish laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t have advertised the baptism after the service.

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    BigBoy  almost 2 years ago

    Good Ness Gracious

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    Perish the thought!

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know why they wouldn’t come. It’d be a delightful place to be, if you could just zone out the preacher.

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