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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2020

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    jreckard  5 months ago

    His accuracy is dropping.

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    SHIVA  5 months ago

    He needs a better aim!!

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  5 months ago

    ! He’s about a good a shot as DeAndre Jordan in the NBA. The typical “make” rate from 2 feet for an NBA Player is 80% — Jordan’s AVERAGE attempt for a Basket was only 8 inches, and His rate was 72%.

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    Perhaps he’s not aiming to please.

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    wiatr Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s far-sighted.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Do you think it’s easy to fly and aim in that small bathroom?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 5 months ago

    This entire premise is hilarious.

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    Get him a Norden bombsight for the bathroom! I love the picture on the wall of the “kids.”

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    she sounds pissed…

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    And it looks like he left the seat up too.

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    Nate England  5 months ago

    It was 3 am…

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    Nate England  5 months ago

    It’s an art, not a science.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Seen in a restaurant rest room "We aim to please, so please aim "Signed Mgmt!

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 5 months ago

    What a pisser!

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    Gent  5 months ago

    But he never misses the vehicles or people under him.

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    Michael G.  5 months ago

    Motion of the ocean = Angle of the dangle

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    She should have just washed it. He’d have nailed it.

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    JaneCl  5 months ago

    I have a picture of a toilet with a fly printed in the bowl. It seems to improve aim.

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    J Short Premium Member 5 months ago

    For her, peeing on the floor is a cardinal sin.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    I’m far sighted…..what can I say…..

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Norden bombsights are intended for use at altitude.

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    Leojim  5 months ago

    Hahahahahahaha! Good one.

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    chmsam  5 months ago

    Like the old joke – Difference between a Yuppie and a pidgeon in the current financial situation? A pidgeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

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    Spiney Norman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Different weapon.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’d have a lot harder time hitting an Oldsmobile, because first he’d have to find one.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Well, he’s account for wind drift and there wasn’t any, until you started talking.

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    marilynnbyerly  5 months ago

    My wild birds thank me for growing wild fruit trees and poke berry bushes for them by straffing my new car and whatever else I have outside with purple poop.

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    Lablubber   5 months ago

    Some bird on the phone wants us to install a Toyota in her bathroom.

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    seattlesince57  5 months ago

    Sign above urinal in a local bar:‘The same hands that fish your cigarette butts out, pour your next beer’

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    mi_sbs  5 months ago

    If it were only 6 inches, he probably could have made it.

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    seattlesince57  5 months ago

    As a polite male, I always raise the toilet seat before I pee.

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    Marvin Premium Member 5 months ago

    She is a clueless cluck. He hits Buick’s with his “Number 2s.” He missed the toilet with his “Number 1.”

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