His accuracy is dropping.
He needs a better aim!!
! He’s about a good a shot as DeAndre Jordan in the NBA. The typical “make” rate from 2 feet for an NBA Player is 80% — Jordan’s AVERAGE attempt for a Basket was only 8 inches, and His rate was 72%.
Perhaps he’s not aiming to please.
Do you think it’s easy to fly and aim in that small bathroom?
This entire premise is hilarious.
Get him a Norden bombsight for the bathroom! I love the picture on the wall of the “kids.”
she sounds pissed…
And it looks like he left the seat up too.
It was 3 am…
It’s an art, not a science.
Seen in a restaurant rest room "We aim to please, so please aim "Signed Mgmt!
What a pisser!
But he never misses the vehicles or people under him.
Motion of the ocean = Angle of the dangle
She should have just washed it. He’d have nailed it.
I have a picture of a toilet with a fly printed in the bowl. It seems to improve aim.
For her, peeing on the floor is a cardinal sin.
I’m far sighted…..what can I say…..
Norden bombsights are intended for use at altitude.
Hahahahahahaha! Good one.
Like the old joke – Difference between a Yuppie and a pidgeon in the current financial situation? A pidgeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
He’d have a lot harder time hitting an Oldsmobile, because first he’d have to find one.
Well, he’s account for wind drift and there wasn’t any, until you started talking.
My wild birds thank me for growing wild fruit trees and poke berry bushes for them by straffing my new car and whatever else I have outside with purple poop.
Some bird on the phone wants us to install a Toyota in her bathroom.
Sign above urinal in a local bar:‘The same hands that fish your cigarette butts out, pour your next beer’
If it were only 6 inches, he probably could have made it.
As a polite male, I always raise the toilet seat before I pee.
She is a clueless cluck. He hits Buick’s with his “Number 2s.” He missed the toilet with his “Number 1.”