The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 25, 2019


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    Farside99  12 months ago

    Hey, we’re just creating a speed bump to slow traffic down a bit.

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    Bilan  12 months ago

    The pirates are about to find out why this doesn’t work. He’s just going to fall asleep on the plank.

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    danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago

    Honk if you want him to jump.

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    PICTO  12 months ago

    Arrrgh! It’s the Spanish Armadillo…

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 12 months ago

    Armadillos are born on the road dead.

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    M2MM  12 months ago

    Must be Texas.

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    RichardSmith Premium Member 12 months ago

    So many armadillos end up as roadkill that Texans say some are born dead by the side of the road. Here we see one walking the plank to fulfill its destiny.

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    osceola  12 months ago

    Reminds me of that Gilbert and Sullivan song about Texas pirates, “Tarantula, Tarantula.”

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    J Short Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the armadillo it was possible.

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    CYGNUS X1  12 months ago

    Punch Bug!

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    mister_lister  12 months ago

    Sorry I didn’t read beyond the headline. If I looked any deeper I might have found some genitals to complain about.

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    swansondavidc  12 months ago

    In Minnesota they would be raccoons.

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    cuzinron47  12 months ago

    How’d that body of water make it to north Texas?

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    I wish I was in south AZ. Currently our wind chill is -20 F and our opossums and all asleep till May.

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    Klepsis  12 months ago

    Nobody expects the Spanish Armadillo!

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    I wonder if Loudon Wainwright III ever considered armadillos.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’m betting the local stevedore’s union would’ve voiced some strong objections when the design plans were submitted for that port.

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    zippykatz  12 months ago

    I don’t see anything funny about roadkill.

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    Jeff Astle Premium Member 12 months ago

    Can Armadillos play Possum?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 12 months ago

    A dillo of a cliffhanger!

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    pcolli  12 months ago

    Arma dildo?

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Keeping your weight under control will let you be a Monty Python fan who is not huge.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "It's two, easy to zip" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  12 months ago

    ! Enough with the ’dillo-dally!!

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