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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 25, 2019

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  1. Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    Hey, we’re just creating a speed bump to slow traffic down a bit.

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  2. Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    The pirates are about to find out why this doesn’t work. He’s just going to fall asleep on the plank.

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  3. danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Honk if you want him to jump.

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  4. PICTO  almost 2 years ago

    Arrrgh! It’s the Spanish Armadillo…

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  5. Jack Bell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Armadillos are born on the road dead.

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  6. M2MM  almost 2 years ago

    Must be Texas.

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  7. RichardSmith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So many armadillos end up as roadkill that Texans say some are born dead by the side of the road. Here we see one walking the plank to fulfill its destiny.

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  8. osceola  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of that Gilbert and Sullivan song about Texas pirates, “Tarantula, Tarantula.”

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  9. J Short Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the armadillo it was possible.

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  10. CYGNUS X1  almost 2 years ago

    Punch Bug!

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  11. mister_lister  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry I didn’t read beyond the headline. If I looked any deeper I might have found some genitals to complain about.

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  12. swansondavidc  almost 2 years ago

    In Minnesota they would be raccoons.

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  13. cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    How’d that body of water make it to north Texas?

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  14. zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    I wish I was in south AZ. Currently our wind chill is -20 F and our opossums and all asleep till May.

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  15. Klepsis  almost 2 years ago

    Nobody expects the Spanish Armadillo!

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  16. Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    I wonder if Loudon Wainwright III ever considered armadillos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4

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  17. Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’m betting the local stevedore’s union would’ve voiced some strong objections when the design plans were submitted for that port.

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  18. zippykatz  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t see anything funny about roadkill.

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  19. Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Can Armadillos play Possum?

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  20. Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A dillo of a cliffhanger!

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  21. pcolli  almost 2 years ago

    Arma dildo?

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  22. julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Keeping your weight under control will let you be a Monty Python fan who is not huge.

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  23. ƹʅɗʘ  "1632760" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 2 years ago

    ! Enough with the ’dillo-dally!!

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