Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 05, 2023

At least it’s not a message to your phone, which you left behind with the camel.

Two factor authentication requires two DIFFERENT kinds of authentication. Passwords and answers to personal questions are both “what you know”. You also need a “who you are” (fingerprint, say) or a “what you have” (your own phone or email address).

Jasmine

Yeah, I’ve been through that, too!!!!

Ali Baba and the Forty Tests

Or, a couple well placed shaped charges, and the door pops right open.

What was the brand of magic carpet you owned in 1245?

And then you have to prove you are not a robot.

Mother May I?

Bart Simpson once opened a cave by shouting, “Trojan, Magnum, Ramses, Sheik!” All names of condums.

Matthew 28:1-4 – That Easter angel could’ve saved all that effort rolling away the stone if he’d just said “Open Sesame”.

As Popeye said, “Open says me.”

Or your first pet’s name.

Brilliant!

But I never knew my mother before she was married.

If it weren’t for two-factor identification, I would not need a phone at all. About 80%-90% is receiving codes to continue logging in. Of the other 10% most of them are text messages reminding me of doctors’ appointments.

Red tape. Getting more as time goes on

Oh!! Jesus Chris,,,,,

Or, as Popeye says it: Open sez a me.

And if you don’t have a smart phone, you’re screwed.

One Thousand and One Questions.