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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Delete the Twitter app, you’ll be better off.

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    Kveldulf  about 2 years ago

    The world told a fibsy wibsy. Twitter told a whopper — lots and lots of whoppers.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  about 2 years ago

    How is the world there when Pig is in the world

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Oh, what a cruel world in which we live.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You wonder how people make it to the comics section of the papers this runs in.

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    juncarlo  about 2 years ago

    Sorry, Pig. Sooner or later you will have to leave the bed and face the real world. And believe me, it’s not peachy.

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    santa72404  about 2 years ago

    How is the world treating you Pig. I’m ready to jump ship!

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Pig experienced the dark-side of the world first hand.

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    ruthkando  about 2 years ago

    Thanks for the effort. Some parts are good…..

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 2 years ago

    Last year, in one of his rants, Lewis Black told how, when he gets up in the morning, the first thing he always does is turn on his smartphone and ask Siri for the news. Black said that lately she’s replied, “Are you sitting down?”

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    AngusToorabitters  about 2 years ago

    A far more pertinent question – why does the doorknob keep changing from one side of the door to the other?

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    leopoldenoch  about 2 years ago

    What is Fibsy wibsy?

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    jeff_elbel  about 2 years ago

    It’s a mean old world.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “It’s a small world after all.”

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    Breadboard  about 2 years ago

    Pig think like a U S Marine ……….Oorah ! ………..Croc Power !

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    Geophyzz  about 2 years ago

    I think the world is peachy; but then I don’t have twitter, or even a cell phone. I’m happy getting the news from you folks. HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY, all you moms.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Make the World Go Away!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Stay off of Twitter

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Poor PIG! maybe PIGGITA can soothe his fears…..

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    chris_weaver  about 2 years ago

    Don’t mind him, he’s just a ball of confusion – at least that’s what the world is today.

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    Qiset  about 2 years ago

    Actually all crime rates have gone down in the last few decades. It’s just that reporting any bad news has become instantaneous so it seems like there is more.

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    tripwire45  about 2 years ago

    Each generation thinks the world is the worst it can get.

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    eddie6192  about 2 years ago

    Pig should’ve went to the gocomics site.

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    Squoop Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Birding helps.

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    YatInExile Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wait’ll Pig checks Facebook. cringe

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 2 years ago

    Oh ,please

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    thelost wizard  about 2 years ago

    Stop the world I want to get off.

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  about 2 years ago

    Wasn’t there a song, “Make the World Go Away”?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I knew a guy who fell for that: “Who is it? The world…” It was really a land-shark.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Fib…love hearing that word, once I left S.NJ, I rarely heard it again!

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    COL Crash  about 2 years ago

    If we could all learn to toss all the crap that’s causing the problems it could be a really peachy place. As it is, the World is really magical anyway from the right perspective.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    “Livin’ in a world so cold…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOQb-hrgpk

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    Althea Webb Premium Member about 2 years ago

    How I feel every morning.

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    bob.gaston45  about 2 years ago

    Congratulations Twitter. Never in the course of human history have so few spread so much bullshit in so short a time.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 2 years ago

    Twitter is the perpetual party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything

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    RetFor  about 2 years ago

    Ironically, another shooting today. Nothing major, though, just some rapper doing what rappers do best.

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    Gaia don’t do “fibsies”! Gaia is all about tough love and letting you clean up your own messes… or die trying.

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 2 years ago

    Make the world go away…..

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Make the world go away…

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    IMO, it’s more like Twitter told a BIG fibsy-wibsy; but who cares. The World is the World. Deal with it. Or stay in bed forever. Whichever works for you….

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    GoldMine  about 2 years ago

    Love Pig’s face in the second to last panel O:

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    Love2laugh  almost 2 years ago

    The world is a big round liar!

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    Rat  about 1 year ago

    Rule one of living never check Twitter!Number two IDK

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