Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I hope someone in Florida doesn’t get ideas from reading this.

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    SquawkTron  over 2 years ago

    Some king you are, Rat.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Now that I think about it, when was the last time ANY of the European monarchs suggested decapitation?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You can say that again, Rat. For both of us.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I can still have my royal guards, like the IRS or FBI, conduct illegal investigations to ruin people though, can’t I.

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    mjb515  over 2 years ago

    Don’t put on your predecessor’s lounging wear!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rat should have gone for VP. At least then he could have shot his friends while hunting.

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    Nyckname  over 2 years ago

    Anyone else dreading the day T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ Derp Furor starts wearing a uniform?

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    bbbmorrell  over 2 years ago

    We are not amused.

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    dadoctah  over 2 years ago

    What’s the point of being an executive if you never get to execute anyone?

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    Ed_Bickford creator over 2 years ago

    Chop off heads—LEGALLY! ;)

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    We Americans have not chopped off the head of any president, yet.

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    nopainogain  over 2 years ago

    i love Rat’s Obama impression! (and we wait for Trump haters to screech)

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    SusieB  over 2 years ago

    A long four years? It already feels like an eternity and it’s only been 13 months!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Looking dumber than unsliced salami sure never deterred Trump from behaving just like it.

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    Squoop  over 2 years ago

    It’s ok, Rat…. look at all the other ways you’ll get to mess with lives, destroy institutions and crumble the foundations of democracy!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Let Rat wear a crown. Uneasy the head, and so forth….

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    GeifuKe  over 2 years ago

    The President might like to acquire a pooch to give him some dignity. Might I suggest a Rattweiler?

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