Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2018

I hope someone in Florida doesn’t get ideas from reading this.

Now that I think about it, when was the last time ANY of the European monarchs suggested decapitation?

You can say that again, Rat. For both of us.

I can still have my royal guards, like the IRS or FBI, conduct illegal investigations to ruin people though, can’t I.

Don’t put on your predecessor’s lounging wear!

Rat should have gone for VP. At least then he could have shot his friends while hunting.

Anyone else dreading the day T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ Derp Furor starts wearing a uniform?

We are not amused.

What’s the point of being an executive if you never get to execute anyone?

Not a Clinton I guess. They had several people “eliminated” and no penalty.

Chop off heads—LEGALLY! ;)

We Americans have not chopped off the head of any president, yet.

i love Rat’s Obama impression! (and we wait for Trump haters to screech)

A long four years? It already feels like an eternity and it’s only been 13 months!

Looking dumber than unsliced salami sure never deterred Trump from behaving just like it.

It’s ok, Rat…. look at all the other ways you’ll get to mess with lives, destroy institutions and crumble the foundations of democracy!

Let Rat wear a crown. Uneasy the head, and so forth….

The President might like to acquire a pooch to give him some dignity. Might I suggest a Rattweiler?

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!