Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2014

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    ozed  over 9 years ago

    Any excuse to move to Texas.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Is this why Pig always seems to be zoned out?

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Just stay away from Willie’s Bar-B-Q.

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    wiselad  over 9 years ago

    now he has to have 2 states of residence, during fall back and spring forward time, he moves

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Pastis got me there…..I thought it was building to a pun.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I was hoping for clever word play.That being said, why would you want to stay out?

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Nice to see Rat has his Beer in hand.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    If that dumb Pig had a smart phone he wouldn’t need to wear a watch, and not have to move to TX.

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    JusSayin  over 9 years ago

    Come to Louisiana, Pig. We have the same time zone as Texas and we would Love To Have You For Christmas Dinner! bwahahaha

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Please don’t There are already way too many Californians moving here. I mean, they’re not even real people, just walking cup holders.

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    Bandera_Ken  over 9 years ago

    I had a watch that was impossible to reset because I couldn’t find the instructions. I ended up throwing it away and getting a cheap one where you only had to push one button and hold it while you changed the time with the other button. Now watches are a thing of the past. My cell phone sets the time automatically.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 9 years ago

    I’m afraid if Pig moves to Texas he’ll be mistaken for a feral hog and end up the center of attention at a barbeque, and that’s the best case scenario.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    I live in Chicagoland! The time on Pig’s watch is correct! So there is no need for him to change it!Of course, if he wants to move to Texas, that’s okay, too….

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    gyroman12345  over 9 years ago

    Ask Question, Get Answer.

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    Vet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Notice…..penguins and polar bears on Half Full.

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    AwelCruiz  over 9 years ago

    Two hours? I thought when you went to Texas, you set your watch back ten years.

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    RACerri32  over 9 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, join the lemmings instead Pig , it’s a better fate.

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    Qiset  over 9 years ago

    Actually Texas has two time zones so he can stay in Texas during the Daylight Saving change.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    Let watch run down, wait two hours, wind. ’Course, if the wind knob is the same one as for setting the time… move to Texas.

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    dbmeyer99  over 9 years ago

    True story… Was at the local high school waiting for my son while another student is signing in from coming in late. He asked the lady behind the counter what the time was and she replied that there was a clock behind him on the wall (with hands and numbers). He turned to look at the clock looking puzzeled and then took out his cell phone to get the time digitally.

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    RetFor  over 9 years ago

    ill steer cleear of texas. too many crazy ants…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Move to Oklahoma and start Living on Tulsa Time!

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    Jason Scarborough  over 9 years ago

    Oh thank god, I was bracing for a Texas/watch pun

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Stupidity solves any problem!Sort of.

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    neatslob Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’d rather buy a truckload of new watches.

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    mjb515  over 9 years ago

    Another plot point made obsolete by smartphones.

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    codedaddy  over 9 years ago

    With the advent of wireless phones wristwatches have become as anachronistic as typewriters. Certainly it is overkill for someone who doesn’t need to monitor time of day constantly. I am an old (78) fart too, but carry the cell for emergencies, rarely check the time, and never bother with watches – they are mainly for show these days.

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    Soroxas  over 9 years ago

    We’d gladly welcome you, Pig, to the great state of Texas

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    I AM NACHO   over 3 years ago

    I just released how much rats body looks like a beer can

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