Given his heavy penchant for booze and whores, I wouldn’t take health advice from Ben Franklin.
I know, right? My partner sounds like a rusty Evinrude.
And according to her, I’m no better. :p
The best argument against the infinite monkey theory are Internet comment sections.
Present company excluded, of course. ;)
A FEW dozen? There are only 12 hotels in Monopoly!
Also, the joke’s on them. Handing out that much cash will only prolong the length of the game.
If you became pregnant when this first ran, you’d be ready to give birth by now.
That’s not a catchphrase then. It’s a phrase catcher.
Eat the rich!
WELL, this certainly aged poorly!
Pray in one hand, poop in the other. Which fills up first?
That said, at least the adults are in charge again.
Free speech means the government can’t arrest or censor you for what you say.
Social media is NOT the government.
If a social media platform bans you, your free speech is not being violated. You’re probably just a jerk.