Recent Comments

1. 9 days ago on Drabble

   Given his heavy penchant for booze and whores, I wouldn’t take health advice from Ben Franklin.

2. about 1 month ago on Pluggers

   I know, right? My partner sounds like a rusty Evinrude.

   And according to her, I’m no better. :p

3. about 1 month ago on Get Fuzzy

   The best argument against the infinite monkey theory are Internet comment sections.

   Present company excluded, of course. ;)

4. about 1 month ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   A FEW dozen? There are only 12 hotels in Monopoly!

   Also, the joke’s on them. Handing out that much cash will only prolong the length of the game.

5. about 1 month ago on Bloom County 2019

   If you became pregnant when this first ran, you’d be ready to give birth by now.

6. about 2 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   That’s not a catchphrase then. It’s a phrase catcher.

7. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Eat the rich!

8. 3 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   WELL, this certainly aged poorly!

9. 3 months ago on Pluggers

   Pray in one hand, poop in the other. Which fills up first?

   That said, at least the adults are in charge again.

10. 3 months ago on Momma

    Free speech means the government can’t arrest or censor you for what you say.

    Social media is NOT the government.

    If a social media platform bans you, your free speech is not being violated. You’re probably just a jerk.