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AwelCruiz Free

Recent Comments

  1. 9 days ago on Drabble

    Given his heavy penchant for booze and whores, I wouldn’t take health advice from Ben Franklin.

  2. about 1 month ago on Pluggers

    I know, right? My partner sounds like a rusty Evinrude.

    And according to her, I’m no better. :p

  3. about 1 month ago on Get Fuzzy

    The best argument against the infinite monkey theory are Internet comment sections.

    Present company excluded, of course. ;)

  4. about 1 month ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    A FEW dozen? There are only 12 hotels in Monopoly!

    Also, the joke’s on them. Handing out that much cash will only prolong the length of the game.

  5. about 1 month ago on Bloom County 2019

    If you became pregnant when this first ran, you’d be ready to give birth by now.

  6. about 2 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    That’s not a catchphrase then. It’s a phrase catcher.

  7. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Eat the rich!

  8. 3 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    WELL, this certainly aged poorly!

  9. 3 months ago on Pluggers

    Pray in one hand, poop in the other. Which fills up first?

    That said, at least the adults are in charge again.

  10. 3 months ago on Momma

    Free speech means the government can’t arrest or censor you for what you say.

    Social media is NOT the government.

    If a social media platform bans you, your free speech is not being violated. You’re probably just a jerk.