Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2023

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    einarbt  5 months ago

    Right up there with thoughts and prayers.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Santa has a brand new outfit that says “Don’t Shoot” on it.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Applies to fentanyl too.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    Santa is taking a break this year because everyone has been bad little boys and girls.

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    braindead Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sorry. More guns make us safer.

    It says so right in the second amendment.


    When we discuss safety of children, it means preventing anyone from reading to them while in drag.

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    HidariMak  5 months ago

    I’ve mentioned before how Switzerland is a country of gun enthusiasts as well, as well as the detail of less regulation with guns in the US repeatedly leading to more gun deaths.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Seasons Pleadings.

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    jdalco  5 months ago

    Just wow. . . . the failure to understand history sometimes is amazing

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    Hit the decks from gunshot volleys

    As the gunmen get their jollies

    Don we now our Kevlar jackets

    And earplugs to drown out rackets


    See the blazing guns aim for us

    Hear indignant NRA chorus

    Now protecting gun-right measures

    And applying political pressures

    Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaaa

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    mrwiskers  5 months ago

    “European Union To Remove The U.S. From Its ‘Safe Travel’ List” Forbes magazine 2021. This appeared in Forbes magazine in 2021. An interesting article highlighting an unintended consequence of the massive amount of gun violence in the U.S.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Even the simple act of trying to walk across the street can be dangerous to your health in the U.S.

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    jbmlaw01  5 months ago

    I’m grateful that I live in a county where everybody owns a gun. Nobody commits crimes when they think the victim is packing.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    Tis the Season to practice 2nd Amendment RITES!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Count ❤️s it that she said Christmas rather than some watered down PC euphemism.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    In certain neighborhoods it says “Don’t Taze Me, Bro”.

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    duggersd Premium Member 5 months ago

    Must be Chicago.

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    MS72  5 months ago

    5 points for each light bulb…

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  5 months ago

    In Chicago, on average, a person is shot every two hours and forty-five minutes.

    Google: Illustrating Chicago Values

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    Maybe in places like Chicago. I never worried about getting shot even when I worked in Flint.

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    proclusstudent  5 months ago

    Beware the lights will change to “SHOOT” and “Don’t Shoot” any time now, instead of walk and don’t walk.

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    jbordzol  5 months ago

    Dear God, what has the NRA wrought!!!

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    johnschutt  5 months ago

    How do you expect people to act when you abandon God’s standards? You think that people are basically good?

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    It’s a good wish. I don’t think it will work, though.

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    HOTLOTUS1  5 months ago

    New State Law: Store owners can shoot criminals stealing their merchandise without prosecution as long as it can be proven. i like it!

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    steveconkey2003  5 months ago

    56% of all gun murders and 65% of all violent crimes are committed by 3% of the population, the melanated males 15 to 35. They are not republicans and they don’t use AR’s. This is the elephant in the room the left ignores.

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Republicans keep weapons of mass murder easy to get no matter how many children die, stop voting for callous republicans who have no empathy.

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    preacherman  5 months ago

    I’ve noticed that most Walmarts have pickup spaces letting those that pre-order their products take delivery. While I’m more aware of the potential for violence at my Walmart, and my arthritic knees make shopping difficult, I’ve yet to avail myself of the pickup feature. This could change.

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    Bill.Franklin  5 months ago

    Yea. . . I do try to avoid liberal ‘utopias’ like NY, Detroit, New Orleans, the state of California, Chicago and so many other places. In fact, I tend to check and see who the current governor is. If they are Democrat I can be confident crime, racism and bigotry are on the rise.

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    anomaly  5 months ago

    Don’t stand too close to the sign.

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    AZPhinFan  5 months ago

    How about a world where guns aren’t needed?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    The gift that keeps on giving.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member 5 months ago

    My Christmas wish is that the three branches of government jointly declare that the Second Amendment only applies to muskets.

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    walkingmancomics  5 months ago

    pretty sad

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    68mang  5 months ago

    And it’s a Christmas Wish for the entire World.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Don’t give ’em any ideas…

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 5 months ago

    I wonder what picture we’d get if we took a group photo of all the shooters from last year.

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    lawguy05  5 months ago

    Only in Democrat-run cities.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Sadly true

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    Great Christmas city decorations of South Central Los Angeles…

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    So true, Mr. Miller!

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    ’Tis the season for people to snap like a twig. Make sure you know who in your circle protects their home and family by running the risk of accidental injury/fatality.

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    luksadko  5 months ago

    That “don’t” blinks on and off!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    What about ‘Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men’?

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    So long as that happens, everyone will have a merry Christmas.

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    DarkHorseSki  5 months ago

    Defensive Gun Use stats make it clear that guns save more lives in the USA than they take. Every year. And that includes suicides which are the vast majority of gun deaths. The second largest category of gun deaths are criminals killing other criminals. In the end only about 1600 bad murders are committed by guns each year and that is below the number of people killed by blunt or bladed weapons (at least according to the FBI.)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s so wonderful that dumb people cling to ideas like “Liberal” and "Conservative"and defend them like religions. In comparison, Conservatives are more like hard-line Muslims, and Liberals are more like Rock Stars.

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