Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2021

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    willispate  almost 2 years ago

    Earl: Well if you didn’t have these damn cats Woman…

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    EasternWoods  almost 2 years ago

    One reason not to have pets

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    in.amongst  almost 2 years ago

    Ah yes, the Grievance Industry and Litter….. so synonymous!

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 2 years ago

    “Come and see the repression inherent in the system!! Help! help! I’m being repressed.”

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    jvo  almost 2 years ago

    Well fair is fair, It is her job to pick up the doggy doo.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Of course, the dog is there to support him.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    They make automated kitty-boxes. Our grandkitty, Khan, has figured out that when he pokes his head in and then pulls it out, the comb runs. And THAT’S A LOT OF FUN!!

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    Say What?  almost 2 years ago

    A middle school student in his sixties.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve worked with people that will spend more time complaining about having to do something, than it took to do the something.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Until I hear more, I’m with Earl on this. How did this become Earl’s job? What else is Earl’s “job”? Is the cat equally his and his wife’s? Who takes care of the dog’s business?

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Say, Earl. You might get an audience if you hand out a few beers and try a little Karaoke. Worth a try.

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    Olddog04  almost 2 years ago

    But it’s her cat

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    If it’s like most dogs, that dog will be more than happy to clean out the semi-solid material it finds in the cat box…

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    LawrenceS  almost 2 years ago

    The dog is only there to listen out of loyalty.

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    fusilier  almost 2 years ago

    For a while, My Beloved and Darling Wife, Daughter #1 and Daughter #2 each had a kittycat to love and cuddle with on the couch.

    Guess who scooped the poop.

    fusilier, who rather likes the goldfish in the outside pond

    James 2:24

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Trade him. You take care of the cat, he takes care of the dog. That’ll show him.

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    nos.nevets  almost 2 years ago

    That’s what the dog is for.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sooooo old fashioned. He needs a go fund me page.

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The world is the feline’s bathroom and they be especially particular in where they squat, e.g. no golden bathtub at Trump’s place.

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    preacherman  almost 2 years ago

    I used to have cats in the house, but I’d let them go outside to do their business.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe I missed something (not having kids), but I’d rather clean the litter box than change diapers. Scoop once /day vs “JM&J and the wee donkey! I just changed you!”

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    GreenT267  almost 2 years ago

    Amazing how people seem to assume that the distasteful, messy, smelly jobs should be done by someone else (i.e., the woman of the house). Cleaning a cat box takes about 3 minutes—5 if you have to locate a trash bag to put it in. Much faster and easier than picking up dog poop in the yard or cleaning a toilet. In our household, the person who selects the pet is responsible for feeding, training, and cleaning up after it—man, woman, child. I always picked cats, who generally don’t binge-eat, who much prefer using a litter box, and you don’t need to bother trying to train them — just pop open the cat treat bag when you want them to come and provide some catnip-laced scratching posts and a cat tree (where they can look down on their kingdom).

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Earl is the victim! His wife is being woke. She’s trying to cancel is culture. We need more restrictions on her to protect the integrity of Earl’s actions. /s

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    He is the one who wanted a cat. The odd thing is this cat clearly has access to the outdoors, known to cats as My Optimal Litter Box. My cats are hunters and wouldn’t use a litter box if I kept one.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    America… land of the oppressed. (sarcasm)

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    Plods with ...™  almost 2 years ago

    Set the dog loose in there. Kittie Kookies will be gone.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Husband is a dog person, so we got a dog. He had a job that kept him very busy so I, who was not a dog person, got to feed and walk the dog. Dog and I got to be pals, he would come and say good night to me and slept by my side of the bed. Husband disappointed that dog didn’t pay more attention to him, but I am now a dog person too.

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    eepeqez  almost 2 years ago

    They’ve got a dog…

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t mind the litter box any more than taking out the trash. Anosmia.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Somebody needs to buy a Litter Robot.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t bother taking down the podium. It’s going to be your turn to wash the dishes tonight.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t wait too long either.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Preachin’ to the choir there, Earl? Man’s Best Friend in attendance. But, if I could convince my dog to poop in a box – or even my OWN DAMN YARD, that’s preferable to the mile-long walks she requires to “perform”.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    “He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be shall never want attentive and favorable hearers.” (Richard Hooker) Oh, well, he’s got one attentive hearer, at least – probably waiting to have his litter box cleaned.

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    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    This one would work as a Pickles strip.

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    JH&Cats  almost 2 years ago

    That’s one devoted dog.

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