Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2013

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    I’m sure you got THAT right.(No offense of the THAT part.)

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    Help them with strokes! From my lips to God’s ear.

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    Steady as she goes.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Gives a whole different perspective on not rowing with all their oars in the water.

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    alviebird  over 11 years ago

    Today’s strip is going nowhere.

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    palos  over 11 years ago

    Although there is the same number of oars on each side of the boat, the number taking the oath to the right of the oath giver is missing an oarsman.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Form this perspective it would like the the boat is turning to the right…(starboard)….and of course going in circles as always….

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    The Nihilist  over 11 years ago

    Will it go round in circles or slowly circle the drain…?

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    It will whack! the Start/Finish buoy periodically.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    BTW, we will never truly be an egalitarian country until we get a president that worships Zeus….Personally I’d choose Aphrodite…Or at least Athena…I am getting so tired of all these freaking male Gods! They ain’t even worth that smelly sock on the end of Danae’s bed… OK, Loki acts like an American, so he would make a great president…..Dang, another male….Can we just go with Aphrodite? Please?,

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    But what kind of sacred text would a Zeus worshiper put his hand on to be sworn in….?

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    flyintheweb  over 11 years ago

    …and the rest of us are up the creek without a paddle…

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    EDinWAState  over 11 years ago

    Hey Varnes,I, personally, like my scotch with Isis.She was a determined, seafaring woman, a great negotiator, wielded power like a Pharaoh and could organize a bunch of illiterate rowers to do her bidding and they worshiped her for it. The ship of State would be much better served with a woman as god… er… POTUS.

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    EDinWAState  over 11 years ago

    Wiley… are you ever going to write a book about your drawings? I’d buy it in a blink of an eye. You are the best!

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Stationary circusnavigation.

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    chazandru  over 11 years ago

    STROKE!No…don’t row…just have a stroke.sarcasticallyC.

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    willikiii  over 11 years ago

    “That government is best which governs least!”Thomas Jefferson.

    Corollary: When they’re doing nothing, It keeps ’em outta our pockets and pocketbooks!

    Doesn’t help much when you have a WH ruling by fiat, though.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    so, that boat will be spinning in circles until they all go overboard and get nauseous. either that, or the boat splits in have and both sides sink and gets wet.

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    The shitp of state.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    I’d name it “Doomed.”

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    Plods with ...™  over 11 years ago

    Congress go round in circles… mm mm

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    full of sound and fury, going nowhere fast

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    rockngolfer  over 11 years ago
    If CONgress were a mechanical device…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Djc8FPHs45o

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    I like my regatta with meatballs and bolognese. (Did I spell that right?)

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago

    What goes around, comes around.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    oh so true…..

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    ossiningaling  over 11 years ago

    Life takes an expected turn.

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    As usual, congress is going to try to put a spin on things.

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    BluePumpkin  over 11 years ago

    Taking the high road so early in the morning I see . . . Sadly, I don’t think the democrats in congress are much better. I wish it wasn’t so, but that’s my hunch.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Gokie, I thought that sounded familiar..Granfallon rang a bell…Thanks emptc….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Hey, it was early in the morning, you guys are right, that thing wouldn’t go anywhere…..

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    yimhere  over 11 years ago

    To make matters worse, the coxswain is a judge …..

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    DavidGBA  over 11 years ago

    Gonna hit buoy as they rotate in place.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    I wonder if they can keep it afloat ?

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    mistercatworks  over 11 years ago

    With this configuration they would go in circles. That looks too much like progress. Actually, all the oars would be on the same side, so that any effort would only result in deadlock.

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    Defective Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Actually, the way they’re set up, they’ll be going in circles, not standing still.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    Red Green put it best when he compared youth to a body dictatorship and middle age to a wide open democracy. When the parts can’t even agree on anything, you suffer bad government, voter unrest, and saddest of all, a hanging chad. I’d say America’s middle age is going par for the course.

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    When I tell people my name or address, and they ask, “How do you spell that?” I always reply, “t.h.a.t.” Or, I put a “p” or “k” in front of it and explain that it’s silent, like pneumonia or knife.

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    Bill Ewing: It wasn’t Jefferson. It was Thoreau, quoting a straw man he was about to demolish.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    LIE, stroke, LIE, stroke

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    uniquename  over 11 years ago

    All the oars are on the left though…

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    DDS029  over 11 years ago

    A truly “bi-partisan effort”, implies there will initially be some agreement, and some dis-agreement.AGREED = Oars to the leftDISAGREED= Which way is forward

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    If the girls don’t find ya handsome, at least let ’em find ya handy !

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Omnius is a troll, I have yet to see it reply to a comment. If we ignore it, maybe it will go away.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I happened to post this earlier on Doonesbury.

    I heard an interesting discussion about Trolls, last night. Trolls say outrageous things that are inflammatory so that they can gain attention – especially, if it’s negative reaction to what they say. They may not even believe what rubbish they are spewing but repeat and repeat and repeat in order to garner that negative feedback. That way, they can say : " See, I must be right, look at how many of those right/left wing ( your choice ) a$$holes are against me ! "ITT is the mantra, around here. ITT = IGNORE THE TROLLS !

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    It might help if they all rowed in the same direction……and why is this “boat” not named the Titanic anyway?

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Goooooal!!! Atma scores late in the game…

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    I don’t think they’re going to row. Those oars are just ceremonial.

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    frankbj  over 11 years ago

    Physically it must be going round in circles which is another way of getting nowhere fast.

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    tanya96  over 11 years ago

    I’ve been refreshing the page for three hours. No new comics??

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    Mythreesons  over 11 years ago

    One of the few times I have early morning insomnia, and the comics are late! Guess I’ll have to watch overnight TV infomercials.

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 11 years ago

    It’s 5:00 somewhere, unfortunately, all of GoComics thinks it’s 5:00 yesterday.

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    primalcoach  almost 11 years ago

    Okay, Aphrodite it is!

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    hagridogre  5 months ago

    Lol…Congress is still Congress, and the best government is still no government… But Aphrodite wouldn’t be bad.

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