Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2020

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    Beatlesfan  10 months ago

    Or how about you are the Terminator, finish the sentence “I’ll be ______”

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    tonypezzano  10 months ago

    Technically they were Baroque composers.

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    tonypezzano  10 months ago

    Tomorrow they will being singing a song from My Fair Lady .

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 10 months ago

    A play-off on the old joke…nice.

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    Kaputnik  10 months ago

    Patently ridiculous. Who would prefer Vivaldi to Bach?

    Well, assuming we’re talking the father and not one of the sons.

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    syzygy47  10 months ago

    Okay, give my head a shake. I just thought of the song Amadeus by Falco performed by Muppet chickens.

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    dtp*  10 months ago

    Technically, we’re talking Baroque (not Classical) composers here.

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    P51Strega  10 months ago

    What’s the most obscure rule in baseball?


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    henshaven Premium Member 10 months ago

    Strangely, chickens CAN teach humans to talk. But the syntax is difficult.

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  10 months ago

    A chicken walks into a library and says, “bock”. The librarian shrugs and hands her a a book. She takes it and leaves. The next day the chicken returns and says “bock bock”, and the librarian hands her two books. Off she goes. The next day, the chicken returns and says “bock bock bock”, and the librarian hands her three books.

    The librarian finally gets curious and decide to follow her to see what she’s doing with all these books.

    She goes down to a nearby pond. A frog is sitting on the bank and the chicken shows him the books.

    The chicken look at the frog, says “bock bock bock”, and hands the books to the frog.

    The frog looks at each book and says “reddit reddit reddit”.

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    SNVBD  10 months ago

    Bok. Bach. Now I get it…

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    Totalloser Premium Member 10 months ago

    The Ants in France stay mainly on the plants : Fred Flintstone

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    I bet that chicken knows Moondog’s favorite style of beer.

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    walstib  10 months ago

    Maybe “Jim Meddick” is an alias for the political cartoonist Chip Bok. (Spare us, BTW).

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    kartis  10 months ago

    I can’t Handel this.

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    jonesbeltone  10 months ago

    Moondog is on the ropes Pilsner. Finish him.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    I remember when the great W. C. Fields sold a “talking dog” in a bar.

    After the money has changed hands, the dog “says”, “If that’s all I’m worth to you, I’ll never speak again.”

    “He’s darn stubborn, you know. He’ll keep his word.” said ventriloquist Fields.

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    jski14  10 months ago

    I always thought chickens said “buk” rather than “bok.”

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    And what is your favorite Asian vegetable which ends with “choy?”

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    Daeder  10 months ago

    “Who’s your favorite right wing propaganda spewing cartoonist?”

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    70440758 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Way to go Pilsner! You had me for a sec. Didn’t even see your beak move. Nice.

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    Out of the Past  10 months ago

    If a guy believes a parrot is teaching a chicken to talk, why wouldn’t he also believe it worked.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Ha! Good one, Pilsner! Moonie looks properly perplexed.

    (And “bok/Bach” was a clever pun, too.)

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Pilsner is trying to save his wife.

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