Stolen gag. https://fineartamerica.com/featured/power-of-attorney-pia-guerra.html
I think the middle English conjugation would be “decreest.” (I decree, Thou decreest, He/She decreeth, We decree, Ye decree, They decree)
Three step mistranslated it. bryannjanice has it right.
It’s bad news for Nate. Presumably Nate is moving up to 8th grade too. So this means he’s not escaping her after all. Or is Nate perpetually in the 7th grade?
I see what you did there, Kaputnik.
Pumaman appears to have mastered the art.
You are spot on, Kip, that Ruben Bolling has masterfully captured the personalities and the tone of the original Peanuts strip here. It is a marvelous thing to see.
Janis is not objecting to painting, she’s objecting to the “cleaning up” task. Since the roller and pan are so cheap, it is absolutely not worth it (to her) to invest all the effort in what they dubiously characterize as “easy clean-up.” She’s learned her lesson. Just throw it away and buy another one next time you paint.