Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 01, 2021

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    There are other ways you can pay missy.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 2 years ago

    I’ll make you a deal, darlin’…

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bartender, put it on my tab.

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Money for nothing, and the chicks for free – Dire Straits

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 2 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    “After all, how do you think I got these beads I’m wearing?”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nope! Next time, try for ‘easy.’

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    Ontman  over 2 years ago

    Apparently ‘adorable’ isn’t enough anymore. You have to be available too.

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    Differentname  over 2 years ago

    I know a gal who could walk into a bar, order a double double vodka and then ask the customers ‘Which of you assholes is paying for my drinks tonight?’ Never underestimate the power of a truly badass bitch!

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    You want it, you pay for it.

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    michaeljwolff  over 2 years ago

    “Sorry, you’ve given yourself away too easily. You’re the Scarlet Claw and we have a strict policy of no freebies for villains from Universal Sherlock Holmes movies.”

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    Buzzworld  over 2 years ago

    “You are adorable. No free drinks. And don’t call me Shirley.”

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    moderateisntleft  over 2 years ago

    You’ll pay for your drinks, and don’t call me Shirley,

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    Dobby53 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m a little concerned that with those gloves she could be offering an unlicensed medical exam in the back room…..

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Lordy, girl, strop your begging…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ma’am please don’t call me Shirley!

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    swanridge  over 2 years ago

    She must be a Trump.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    This is why you should have brought a date.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    You’re also built like a brick SH but the maître doesn’t care. He’s just trying to make sure the checks are all paid, not trying to get into your pants.

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    SofaKing  over 2 years ago

    I’ve known women that had no idea how much cocktails cost. One didn’t know how expensive cocaine was. She was fun for a very short time.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    There ain’t no free meals on this planet. No free drinks either. Now go get back to work. There’s lotsa plates and cookwares to be cleaned. I didn’t gets you those rubber gloves for your fashion passions.

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    Holden Awn  over 2 years ago

    Just like Government goodies are ’free’’ Dear, and remember politicians are just like the guys at the bar and also expecting you to bend over.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My first thought was, "No, but I’ll buy you Breakfast, at Tiffany’s…

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    GoComicsGo!  over 2 years ago

    “Darlin’, it’s not the adorable ones that get the free drinks. it’s the S-”

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    Jml58  over 2 years ago

    You can have all the water you want.

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    chris_weaver  over 2 years ago

    The old cuteness discount!

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