Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 25, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member 4 months ago

    Fingerprints are real, but Birds Aren’t Real.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    This thing has Alfred Hitchcock’s fingerprints all over it.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    …one of my all time favorite songs…

    …(and perhaps one of your least favorite)…

    …[ https://youtu.be/i8JnaSnW_U8. ]…

    …that’s a great picture of a bird…

    …I think I’ll thumbprint print it…

    …at the Smithsonian I saw a painting created of nothing but thumbprints…

    …thanks for the fingerprints…

    …now I know how to get into the bathmat factory’s safe…

    …we all know birds aren’t real…

    …sssh…

    …but neither are skippers…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Rockin Robin here! Are we ready to rock in the treetops all day long?

    Rocking and a bopping and singing a song….

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    READY. Okay…here we goooooooo!

    Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-deeTweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-deeTweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-deeTweet.tweet.tweet.tweetHe rocks in the tree tops all day longHoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-singing his songAll the little birds on Jaybird StreetLove to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweetRockin’ robin.tweet.tweet.tweetRockin’ robin.tweet, tweedle-lee-deeBlow rockin’ robin‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)Every little swallow, every chick-a-deeEvery little bird in the tall oak treeThe wise old owl, the big black crowFlappin’ their wings singing go bird goRockin’ robin.tweet.tweet.tweetRockin’ robin.tweet, tweedle-lee-deeBlow rockin’ robin‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight…(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)A pretty little raven at the bird-band standTaught him how to do the bop, it was grandThey started going steady and bless my soulHe out-bopped the buzzard and the orioleHe rocks in the tree top all day longHoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-singing his songAll the little birds on Jaybird StreetLove to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweetRockin’ robin.tweet.tweet.tweetRockin’ robin.tweet, tweedle-lee-deeBlow rockin’ robin‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)Well, a pretty little raven at the bird-band standTaught him how to do the bop, it was grandThey started going steady and bless my soulHe out-bopped the Buzzard and the OrioleHe rocks in the tree top all day longHoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-singing his songAll the little birds on Jaybird StreetLove to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweetRockin’ robin.tweet.tweet.tweetRockin’ robin’.tweet, tweedle-lee-deeBlow rockin’ robin‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-deeTweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-deeTweet.tweet

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Indeed.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    What are you crowing about?

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    rastapopilos  4 months ago

    What in the whorl?

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    If a bird can ask one of the timeless questions…why can’t we?

    “I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned.”

    — Richard Feynman

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 months ago

    pengy print

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Who belongs to these Loops, Whorls, and Arches …?

    Only the AFIS knows …!

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    El-Kabong  4 months ago

    The owl asked, who the who?

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    What the What, said the printsly bird, why would you kiss the frog!?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBrR1Zmt5kc

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   4 months ago

    Calling bird that forgot his script.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Never fear!

    We’ll soon enough know “what the what?”

    We’ve got plenty of fingerprints to go on, and a “canary” that may sing a nice, snitchy tune! This case should be a cinch to solve for the Froglandia P.D. CSI Unit!

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    painedsmile  4 months ago

    Why the why… How the how…

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