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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2020

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    Knock Knock.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

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    painedsmile  4 months ago

    I figured it out! I figured it out! WONDER KNOB is an anagram of BROKEN DOWN or BROKEN DOWN is an anagram of WONDER KNOB. Don’t believe me? Look closer.

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    painedsmile  4 months ago

    Also, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you, 3hr, the frogapplauseguy?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCgXqpqU8I

    If not, who is he? (I wish I could grow a full beard, but I’m mainly a stubble guy.)

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    olivefoote  4 months ago

    I hate it when my wonder knob is broken down.

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    olivefoote  4 months ago

    After studying both images, I’ve concluded that the wonder knob appears twice; we just can’t see it in the top image. Notice how the tablecloth looks lumpy and bumpy? Well, it’s because the wonder knob is under there. Yes, indeedy. I don’t know why it’s hidden but that must be the wonder part.

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    olivefoote  4 months ago

    I predict that like surveillance pickle, wonder knob will enter the everyday parlance of all Froglandians.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    Use THE WONDER KNOB on the way down and out with a handle in your hand.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    WONDER KNOB will open doors for you! (some installation required)

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    THE WONDER KNOB.

    Like a bellybutton on a door, some go in and some go out… Breathe deep and never fear.

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    Gale Premium Member 4 months ago

    BROKEN DOWN — BROWN NOSED

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Slip out the back, Jack

    Make a new plan, Stan

    You don’t need to be coy, Roy

    You just listen to me

    Hop on the bus, Gus

    You don’t need to discuss much

    Just drop off the key, Lee

    And get yourself free

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    Rotty Tailwagger Premium Member 4 months ago

     

    Elizabeth Warren – The Early Years, Vol. 1.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    …in early Wonder Woman comics she had an invisible knob she used to play with…

    …other episodes she had a magic trick where she would swallow the invisible knob…

    …it opened a door to another universe where if she completely swallowed the doorknob it became visible…

    …of course once they had the villains find out…

    …they couldn’t sell enough of the things…

    …the comic book code made them take the advertisement out of the comics…

    …too many little boys dressed as Robin asking to swallow each other’s invisible knobs sort of got out of hand…

    …the Wonder Woman episodes where Robin swallowed Batman’s knob was the last straw…

    …the images above are from the last ads ever in a comic book…

    …a Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth comic…

    …circa 1974…

    …where Kamandi found a spare Wonder Woman costume…

    …and wrestled a big ape vforv the rights to suck on the invisible knob…

    …the winner got to wear Wonder Woman’s costume …

    …sssh…

    …spoiler alert…

    …Kamandi won…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    The magical Knob….the more you turn, the more the doors of opportunities open up! The college of HARD KNOCKS comes to mind!

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Father, I deceived you”. She dies in his arms.

    Frogoletto cries out in horror: “La maledizione!” (“The curse!”)

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    I wonder when that woman gets off shift. I’d like to ask her to coffee. It’d have to be takeout of course.

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    coltish1  4 months ago

    “Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.”

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    Originally an ad for Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, perhaps.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  4 months ago

    She kicked me in Menards when shopping for knobs…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 4 months ago

    Great old pre-pants era pics of Willie Nelson.

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmm ………………..

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Ah, yes! The famous (or infamous) alternate book covers for The Door That Wasn’t There, the best-selling “locked room” thriller by Lydia Languid (thought by many critic-savants to be a pen-name used by Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame for her more grossly secular works, like the highly controversial Story of T)….

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