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I figured it out! I figured it out! WONDER KNOB is an anagram of BROKEN DOWN or BROKEN DOWN is an anagram of WONDER KNOB. Don’t believe me? Look closer.
After studying both images, I’ve concluded that the wonder knob appears twice; we just can’t see it in the top image. Notice how the tablecloth looks lumpy and bumpy? Well, it’s because the wonder knob is under there. Yes, indeedy. I don’t know why it’s hidden but that must be the wonder part.
Ah, yes! The famous (or infamous) alternate book covers for The Door That Wasn’t There, the best-selling “locked room” thriller by Lydia Languid (thought by many critic-savants to be a pen-name used by Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame for her more grossly secular works, like the highly controversial Story of T)….
Buoy about 4 years ago
Knock Knock.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
I know what your’re thinking. Can Wonder Knob actually make the startling difference shown in our before and after photos? Well, fear not! We’re offering YOU the opportunity to TRY Wonder Knob for THIRTY DAYS FREE! That’s right! NO Obligation. No salesperson will call. No tricks. No gimmicks. No shiny brochures making impossible promises. JUST RESULTS!
Wonder Knob is a wholly owned subsidiary of Froglandia Bath Mat International Brands. Offices are just off I 8 at the Cat Tail Road exit. Just follow the signs. Or, even better, check us out at wonderknobnow.com
painedsmile about 4 years ago
I figured it out! I figured it out! WONDER KNOB is an anagram of BROKEN DOWN or BROKEN DOWN is an anagram of WONDER KNOB. Don’t believe me? Look closer.
painedsmile about 4 years ago
Also, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you, 3hr, the frogapplauseguy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCgXqpqU8I
If not, who is he? (I wish I could grow a full beard, but I’m mainly a stubble guy.)
olivefoote about 4 years ago
I hate it when my wonder knob is broken down.
olivefoote about 4 years ago
After studying both images, I’ve concluded that the wonder knob appears twice; we just can’t see it in the top image. Notice how the tablecloth looks lumpy and bumpy? Well, it’s because the wonder knob is under there. Yes, indeedy. I don’t know why it’s hidden but that must be the wonder part.
olivefoote about 4 years ago
I predict that like surveillance pickle, wonder knob will enter the everyday parlance of all Froglandians.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Use THE WONDER KNOB on the way down and out with a handle in your hand.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
WONDER KNOB will open doors for you! (some installation required)
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
THE WONDER KNOB.
Like a bellybutton on a door, some go in and some go out… Breathe deep and never fear.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
BROKEN DOWN — BROWN NOSED
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Elizabeth Warren – The Early Years, Vol. 1.
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…in early Wonder Woman comics she had an invisible knob she used to play with…
…other episodes she had a magic trick where she would swallow the invisible knob…
…it opened a door to another universe where if she completely swallowed the doorknob it became visible…
…of course once they had the villains find out…
…they couldn’t sell enough of the things…
…the comic book code made them take the advertisement out of the comics…
…too many little boys dressed as Robin asking to swallow each other’s invisible knobs sort of got out of hand…
…the Wonder Woman episodes where Robin swallowed Batman’s knob was the last straw…
…the images above are from the last ads ever in a comic book…
…a Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth comic…
…circa 1974…
…where Kamandi found a spare Wonder Woman costume…
…and wrestled a big ape vforv the rights to suck on the invisible knob…
…the winner got to wear Wonder Woman’s costume …
…sssh…
…spoiler alert…
…Kamandi won…
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
The magical Knob….the more you turn, the more the doors of opportunities open up! The college of HARD KNOCKS comes to mind!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
“Father, I deceived you”. She dies in his arms.
Frogoletto cries out in horror: “La maledizione!” (“The curse!”)
coltish1 about 4 years ago
I wonder when that woman gets off shift. I’d like to ask her to coffee. It’d have to be takeout of course.
coltish1 about 4 years ago
“Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.”
Kaputnik about 4 years ago
Originally an ad for Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, perhaps.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
She kicked me in Menards when shopping for knobs…
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 4 years ago
Great old pre-pants era pics of Willie Nelson.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmmm ………………..
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Ah, yes! The famous (or infamous) alternate book covers for The Door That Wasn’t There, the best-selling “locked room” thriller by Lydia Languid (thought by many critic-savants to be a pen-name used by Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame for her more grossly secular works, like the highly controversial Story of T)….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 4 years ago
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