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Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 12, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  3 months ago

    Hopefully, he did not consume too many “leeks”.

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Check the lobby for potted plants.

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    Bummer. Literally.

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    Urine trouble now!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’re in for it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s got to be a health code violation in some jurisdiction.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    I also think it’s telling that the sign immediately adjacent to the offending directive is the one for the lobby. That is certainly where I would be “headed.”

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    How unfortunate.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    Ever dream you had to go, like real bad, and every time you found a secluded spot, suddenly out of nowhere, somebody shows up, every time ?!

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    better go home since he can’t go big…

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’d be pissed.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 3 months ago

    During the pandemic this has been true at a lot of places. Washrooms are for staff only. Makes it really difficult when you have to travel and are on a medication that can trigger the need to go with little to no notice and you need the rest room immediately.

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    Nyckname Premium Member 3 months ago

    Should’ve worn a darker suit.

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    PDXCubbie  3 months ago

    Well, sorry but I would be going outside to pee in the bushes…..cause when I gotta go….I GOTTA GO!!!! If you know what I mean!…..

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    After the Champaign toast, the Metformin gave notice.

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Hold my beer!

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Happens to me all the time – you know; always wearing a tuxedo?

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 3 months ago

    Less of a problem for a guy than a woman, tho.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Biffs potty rental.

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    Indianapolis Smith  3 months ago

    Short party.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    A real problem with the COVID.. a lot of the dependable places like McDonalds have closed their toilets.

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    AndrewSihler  3 months ago

    That smacks of carelessness.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    There’s always the punch bowl.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    Stairwell, maybe a couple of floors down?

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    TheLetterista.com Premium Member 3 months ago

    Judging by the crowd in the other room, the level of desperation for relief is in inverse proportion to the availability of free booze.

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    HappyDog Premium Member 3 months ago

    Unless the door is locked it’s not a real problem.

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