With the monies saved, get yourself a Tiffany or Cartier watch.
Then serve him "rat"atouille for dinner.
Another “banner” day in the gustatory region.
Unplug the toaster & add water along with plant food.
He has not “heard” about simpler & safer techniques.
Much cha"grins" about nothing.
Just enough to pay for some cheese “bytes”.
I have a “rabbit” affection for carrots.
Along with many lives due to distractions.
Then he’ll be “gasping” @ straws.