Remember You Majesty. Treat the peasants well and fairly because they outnumber you by hundreds of thousands to one. The French have proved that multiple times.
Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as “Coles law”.
Louis XVI died at the guillotine on 21 January 1793 and then “Year I” of the French Republic. Shorty there after came Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of France and so it goes. I think the King of ID is safe. The peasants of ID don’t know how to build a guillotine. Also they only exiled Emperor Napoleon … twice, and, he escaped and returned to power.
That’s the Dem policy. Keep us all fighting against each other so we won’t notice what they are doing. Why do you think the Dems have 50 genders and races? It’s just to keep us at each others throats.
The easy way to quell any revolution. Set up two groups. Tell each that everything wrong is the other guys fault. Carefully support one or the other as needed to keep either from winning. The morons will always attack the easy target in front of them and the rest will not be strong enough or eloquent enough to sway the morons. Job done.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
They’re dividing on the campuses.
Hatter about 1 month ago
And they have a plan.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
Idiots of the world unite.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 month ago
Quick, let’s turn it into a game show!
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 month ago
Remember You Majesty. Treat the peasants well and fairly because they outnumber you by hundreds of thousands to one. The French have proved that multiple times.
Botulism Bob about 1 month ago
Count de Monet: Your Majesty, the people are revolting! King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
What does the Peasant’s duck say to the King’s duck?
“Ma’llard”
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
What do you call a peasant and their fief?
Surf and turf.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
What did the king say to his revolting peasants?
Your situation is feudal
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Why didn’t the escaped peasant want to go to the beach.
He didn’t want to go serfing again.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as “Coles law”.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800’s in Sicily.
Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?
Teacher: Well that’s a mean thing to say.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not to worry, they’re just planning to go down to the castle on a site seeing tour.
Ulrig about 1 month ago
Too late!
rshive about 1 month ago
Near the same building that shows a picture of the Fink.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Danger ahead!!!!
flagmichael about 1 month ago
Politics in the true Internet sense: “This is all your fault” “No, it’s all YOUR fault!” That is how they came to be known as Idiots.
blakerl about 1 month ago
Louis XVI died at the guillotine on 21 January 1793 and then “Year I” of the French Republic. Shorty there after came Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of France and so it goes. I think the King of ID is safe. The peasants of ID don’t know how to build a guillotine. Also they only exiled Emperor Napoleon … twice, and, he escaped and returned to power.
Watchdog about 1 month ago
Very relevant today
klapre about 1 month ago
That’s the Dem policy. Keep us all fighting against each other so we won’t notice what they are doing. Why do you think the Dems have 50 genders and races? It’s just to keep us at each others throats.
Goat from PBS about 1 month ago
Nothing unites people like a common enemy.
monya_43 about 1 month ago
Rodney: Sire! I have bad news! The stables are on fire and the wind is blowing this way!
The King: That is bad news even without the fire. ;-D
Rista about 1 month ago
The easy way to quell any revolution. Set up two groups. Tell each that everything wrong is the other guys fault. Carefully support one or the other as needed to keep either from winning. The morons will always attack the easy target in front of them and the rest will not be strong enough or eloquent enough to sway the morons. Job done.
hagarthehorrible about 1 month ago
The fink understands the difference between fighting and uniting. No wonder he is the ruler.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 month ago
Divide and conquer.
Unite and conquer.
Frer Squirrel about 1 month ago
A baby boom!
missyhyattfan 28 days ago
LOL
washatkc Premium Member 27 days ago
That’s what souls scare our government officials. If people would wake up and quit seeing everything blue and red.