Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 1 month ago

    They’re dividing on the campuses.

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    Hatter  about 1 month ago

    And they have a plan.

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    Mediatech  about 1 month ago

    Idiots of the world unite.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 month ago

    Quick, let’s turn it into a game show!

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Remember You Majesty. Treat the peasants well and fairly because they outnumber you by hundreds of thousands to one. The French have proved that multiple times.

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    Botulism Bob  about 1 month ago

    Count de Monet: Your Majesty, the people are revolting! King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    What does the Peasant’s duck say to the King’s duck?

    “Ma’llard”

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    What do you call a peasant and their fief?

    Surf and turf.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    What did the king say to his revolting peasants?

    Your situation is feudal

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Why didn’t the escaped peasant want to go to the beach.

    He didn’t want to go serfing again.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as “Coles law”.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800’s in Sicily.

    Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

    Teacher: Well that’s a mean thing to say.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Not to worry, they’re just planning to go down to the castle on a site seeing tour.

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    Ulrig  about 1 month ago

    Too late!

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    rshive  about 1 month ago

    Near the same building that shows a picture of the Fink.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    Danger ahead!!!!

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    flagmichael  about 1 month ago

    Politics in the true Internet sense: “This is all your fault” “No, it’s all YOUR fault!” That is how they came to be known as Idiots.

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    blakerl  about 1 month ago

    Louis XVI died at the guillotine on 21 January 1793 and then “Year I” of the French Republic. Shorty there after came Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of France and so it goes. I think the King of ID is safe. The peasants of ID don’t know how to build a guillotine. Also they only exiled Emperor Napoleon … twice, and, he escaped and returned to power.

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    Watchdog  about 1 month ago

    Very relevant today

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    klapre  about 1 month ago

    That’s the Dem policy. Keep us all fighting against each other so we won’t notice what they are doing. Why do you think the Dems have 50 genders and races? It’s just to keep us at each others throats.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Nothing unites people like a common enemy.

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    monya_43  about 1 month ago

    Rodney: Sire! I have bad news! The stables are on fire and the wind is blowing this way!

    The King: That is bad news even without the fire. ;-D

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    Rista  about 1 month ago

    The easy way to quell any revolution. Set up two groups. Tell each that everything wrong is the other guys fault. Carefully support one or the other as needed to keep either from winning. The morons will always attack the easy target in front of them and the rest will not be strong enough or eloquent enough to sway the morons. Job done.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 month ago

    The fink understands the difference between fighting and uniting. No wonder he is the ruler.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  about 1 month ago

    Divide and conquer.

    Unite and conquer.

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    Frer Squirrel  about 1 month ago

    A baby boom!

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    missyhyattfan  28 days ago

    LOL

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    washatkc Premium Member 27 days ago

    That’s what souls scare our government officials. If people would wake up and quit seeing everything blue and red.

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