It never fails, set the alarm and out the door we go then one of us gets that look on our face…..I forgot such and such, I think I have enough time to make a mad dash back inside before the alarm is in fact, armed!
Because of this effect, the odds of leaving on time drop by 50% with every added passenger. They also drop by 50% with every decade of average age. The only reason anybody EVER gets somewhere on time is because “odds of” aren’t “what will happen”. And of course, starting (the process) earlier.
Spouse was very poor at getting out the door on time 35 years ago when we met. It made me crazy. I’ve solved the problem though: I have stopped worrying about being there on time. And we almost never are. But that’s now okay with me.
(If I’m going solo, I do get there on time barring flat tires or extraordinarily bad traffic)
When you tell your wife that you would like to leave at say 2:30 they think that is the time to look for their purse, change clothes, pick out a different coat, go to the bath room, etc.
One GF would do this. I decided I’d just sit and read until she was at the front door with her purse and keys. We rarely got anywhere less than an hour late.
Earl’s behavior makes perfect sense to me. If I can, I always wait to void my bladder until immediately before going out to minimize the likelihood that I’ll have to go at some inconvenient time or place while we’re out.
My father pulled that stunt once, remembering he had to shave, after he kept pestering my mother about whether she was ready. He only pulled that ONCE…
That’s why you always tell a woman you have to be (wherever) by 20 minutes before you actually do. Unfortunately, it’s not long before she’s on to you. Then you have to tell her 40 minutes earlier.
I have never done this to anyone. If we have to be someplace at a certain time, I am ready when I need to be. That includes the decade when I was married. We both got ready on time.
I hate that this portrays that the wife is always the late one and the husband is stuck waiting, talk about a trend that is ready to be ended, it happens the other way around just as much.
C 28 days ago
See you in twelve minutes, Opal
jasonsnakelover 28 days ago
One time I was 13 minutes old.
Ratkin 28 days ago
Hey, it happens.
enigmamz 28 days ago
F around and find out!
yoey1957 28 days ago
It never fails, set the alarm and out the door we go then one of us gets that look on our face…..I forgot such and such, I think I have enough time to make a mad dash back inside before the alarm is in fact, armed!
Concretionist 28 days ago
Because of this effect, the odds of leaving on time drop by 50% with every added passenger. They also drop by 50% with every decade of average age. The only reason anybody EVER gets somewhere on time is because “odds of” aren’t “what will happen”. And of course, starting (the process) earlier.
Spouse was very poor at getting out the door on time 35 years ago when we met. It made me crazy. I’ve solved the problem though: I have stopped worrying about being there on time. And we almost never are. But that’s now okay with me.
(If I’m going solo, I do get there on time barring flat tires or extraordinarily bad traffic)
carlsonbob 28 days ago
That’s us, except it’s my wife that makes me hurry and then has to make we wait while she uses the facilities.
cracker65 28 days ago
That’s married life
Izzy Moreno 28 days ago
Twelve minutes isn’t so bad.
luca.debus creator 28 days ago
On second thought, let me just grab my diaper.
iggyman 28 days ago
Do doctors still prescribe water pills?!
iggyman 28 days ago
She had to make herself pretty, Earl!
Daniel Verburg 28 days ago
Did Earl never passed his childhood: ‘the little boy’s room’, for crying out loud!
Cpeckbourlioux 28 days ago
My wife and I both literally burst out laughing! BOL
The Reader Premium Member 28 days ago
One hour later…
bobpickett1 28 days ago
can not pass up a chance when we have it
Gerry Madigan 28 days ago
sigh……yep
Frank Salem Premium Member 28 days ago
When you tell your wife that you would like to leave at say 2:30 they think that is the time to look for their purse, change clothes, pick out a different coat, go to the bath room, etc.
franvgb 28 days ago
I can’t resist saying Opal has no dots today…
PraiseofFolly 28 days ago
Better safe than sorry. And maybe change to black pants.
Chaze Premium Member 28 days ago
Always take that pre-emptive pee before you leave.
mac04416 28 days ago
There are some draw backs to ‘Flowmax’…….
DawnQuinn1 28 days ago
A man’s life. Hurry up and wait.
TMMILLER Premium Member 28 days ago
Mrs will be ready to go. I’ll get dressed and while I’m doing that Mrs will change clothes 3 more times.
david_42 28 days ago
One GF would do this. I decided I’d just sit and read until she was at the front door with her purse and keys. We rarely got anywhere less than an hour late.
ANIMAL 28 days ago
SOOoooo typical
w16521 28 days ago
For everyone who is married, this is so typical.
anamchara42 28 days ago
Well played.
ladykat 28 days ago
Imagine if you were also dealing with children again!
prrdh 28 days ago
Earl’s behavior makes perfect sense to me. If I can, I always wait to void my bladder until immediately before going out to minimize the likelihood that I’ll have to go at some inconvenient time or place while we’re out.
jader3rd 28 days ago
His response is justified.
Angry Indeed 28 days ago
Earl: “Be whiz ’ya in a minute!”
tonedeafdog 28 days ago
My father pulled that stunt once, remembering he had to shave, after he kept pestering my mother about whether she was ready. He only pulled that ONCE…
el_eye 28 days ago
That’s not funny…just true !
elgrecousa Premium Member 28 days ago
Hey guys, if the Earls of the world didn’t put up with this nonsense, none of this would happen.
nostall 28 days ago
“Waitin’ on a Woman”. A really good song.
EMGULS79 28 days ago
That’s why you always tell a woman you have to be (wherever) by 20 minutes before you actually do. Unfortunately, it’s not long before she’s on to you. Then you have to tell her 40 minutes earlier.
IndyW 28 days ago
LOL!, exactly the way it is at my house.
dr_suess 28 days ago
I had a MAD magazine from the 70s that did the same gag, but he was “I gotta go shave agian”
rbrt6956 28 days ago
That’s what happens when you make an old man wait.
Mike Baldwin creator 28 days ago
Funny cuz it’s true!
zeexenon 28 days ago
Sorry, but you should have thought of that sooner … we have to go now, or you’ll make us late.
Moore 1 28 days ago
And? This is new?
moondog42 Premium Member 28 days ago
Got to Betty’s at eight, I was ready to jet
Until Betty’s mom said: “Betty’s not ready yet!”
I sat there for at least an hourIt was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35, she comes downstairsAnd said: “I need a little longer to finish my hair”
At ten o’clock, we had been missed the showShe comes downstairs and says ’let’s go’!?
“Go where? Go to sleep, I’m gone!” I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubbleBut girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble…
cafed00d Premium Member 28 days ago
And when he comes back, she’ll say she has to go again.
Moonkey Premium Member 27 days ago
I have never done this to anyone. If we have to be someplace at a certain time, I am ready when I need to be. That includes the decade when I was married. We both got ready on time.
Sambora1 27 days ago
I hate that this portrays that the wife is always the late one and the husband is stuck waiting, talk about a trend that is ready to be ended, it happens the other way around just as much.
pbr50138 25 days ago
My wife will say she’s “ready”, when in fact, she’s ALMOST ready.