That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)
Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!
yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?
Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!
Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.
Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.
“Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”
She seems to have Corinthian eyes.
The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.
You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.
Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!
No Schlage Locks…
… you’ll get a Goldilocks!
If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.
Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.
You forgot to lock your door.
On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.
And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!
There is bearly any humor in this old joke?
Can’t we just eat her Dad?
Ha So blondes do have more fun.
Bears wearing clothes. LOL!
Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.
Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)
Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.
That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone
This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.
“Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”
Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.
Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….
Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”
That pillow looks juuust right
August 21, 2015
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)
enigmamz about 1 month ago
Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?
Baarorso about 1 month ago
Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.
luca.debus creator about 1 month ago
Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
She seems to have Corinthian eyes.
joe piglet Premium Member about 1 month ago
The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.
Znox11 about 1 month ago
You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.
wongo about 1 month ago
Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
No Schlage Locks…
… you’ll get a Goldilocks!
RobinHood about 1 month ago
If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.
ladykat about 1 month ago
You forgot to lock your door.
philwinn about 1 month ago
On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.
jango about 1 month ago
And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
There is bearly any humor in this old joke?
Spacetech about 1 month ago
Can’t we just eat her Dad?
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Ha So blondes do have more fun.
ericlscott creator about 1 month ago
Bears wearing clothes. LOL!
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)
Buoy about 1 month ago
Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.
Digital Frog about 1 month ago
That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.
eb110americana about 1 month ago
“Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”
norphos about 1 month ago
Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”
geese28 about 1 month ago
That pillow looks juuust right