Mid-century Dumpty.
Waste not.
He didn’t have to shell out for that furniture.
You mean you turned Biden’s presidency into something positive? How could you have pulled that off?
Humpty’s loss was their gain.
Egg-scruciating.
Shellfish.
Egg-zactly.
You did at least clean that seat out, right?
Humpty would be pleased, to be helping others!!!
I dunno, man … The legs and arms holding up the chair and table kinda creep me out.
The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! C’mon! Do the humpty hump! C’mon and do the humpty hump!
I don’t think all the King’s men tried very hard.
Ah a eggscellent idea, me say.
So that’s why all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
AaWW, come on peeps!, we don`t need politics here!
I’ve heard of walking on egg shells, but never sitting on them.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
One of the king’s bright knights … Yes – one of the king’s men …
… put Humpty to use all over again.
Once upon a Humpty.
How would you like your omelet ?
That’s EGGxactly what I was thinking.
Does it come in any other color than eggshell?
What did the king’s horses get out of it?
keep it moving…no yolk here today…
Ah Humpty! I knew you when….
It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
It’s all it was cracked up to be.
Whaddaya want, egg in your beer?
I’m ova this tragedy.
Cracked me up!
Let me guess. They are drinking egg nog.
Humpty is just a shell of his former self.
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 months ago
Mid-century Dumpty.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago
Waste not.
Ratkin about 2 months ago
He didn’t have to shell out for that furniture.
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
You mean you turned Biden’s presidency into something positive? How could you have pulled that off?
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
Humpty’s loss was their gain.
a sage about 2 months ago
Egg-scruciating.
MichaelAxelFleming about 2 months ago
Shellfish.
blunebottle about 2 months ago
Egg-zactly.
enigmamz about 2 months ago
You did at least clean that seat out, right?
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Humpty would be pleased, to be helping others!!!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 2 months ago
I dunno, man … The legs and arms holding up the chair and table kinda creep me out.
PaulAbbott2 about 2 months ago
The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! C’mon! Do the humpty hump! C’mon and do the humpty hump!
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
I don’t think all the King’s men tried very hard.
Gent about 2 months ago
Ah a eggscellent idea, me say.
Darryl Heine about 2 months ago
So that’s why all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
glenn_harper about 2 months ago
AaWW, come on peeps!, we don`t need politics here!
EmmettWayne about 2 months ago
I’ve heard of walking on egg shells, but never sitting on them.
Doug K about 2 months ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
One of the king’s bright knights … Yes – one of the king’s men …
… put Humpty to use all over again.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Once upon a Humpty.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago
How would you like your omelet ?
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s EGGxactly what I was thinking.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
Does it come in any other color than eggshell?
bobbyferrel about 2 months ago
What did the king’s horses get out of it?
oakie817 about 2 months ago
keep it moving…no yolk here today…
owlsandy about 2 months ago
Ah Humpty! I knew you when….
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
It’s all it was cracked up to be.
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 months ago
Whaddaya want, egg in your beer?
Fantom Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m ova this tragedy.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Cracked me up!
rap123 about 2 months ago
Let me guess. They are drinking egg nog.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Humpty is just a shell of his former self.