Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 13, 2024

I hope they have a Dragon-Net.

Id beats the USSR by a few centuries with sending the first man into space.

Rodney finally got over his fear of heights … he is now in grave fear of land.

That’s what he’s afraid of.

Hey, Rodney … At least, he likes you. … In fact, he must like you a lot.

… Henry doesn’t do that for … or to just anyone.

Leading the spearhead to space. Henry could double his fun by playing ‘fetch’……

Well at least he no breathe fire and roast him.

He’ll come down eventually assuming Henry didn’t send him to the moon.

Somewhere around (k)nightfall.

Oh, yeah? Define “a bit”… :D

How rude. He didn’t even say goodbye.

was the idea of a nose cone named after Rod’s big nose?

Mass X acceleration= A BIG SPLAT when Rodney lands…

If Rod could learn to ride Henry, he could have an unbeatable steed for jousting. Together, they could really up their game.

Or not…

Rod will burn out on re-entry.

Someone soft stand under me!

UFR…..Unidentified Flying Rodney"!!!!!!

“Look! Up in the air! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Sir Rodney!

Do not anger the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Rodney will be fine, his armor and cartoon physics will protect him from the fall.

Just the facts ma’m

I’ve seen dogs do that with squeak toys – then catch them again in mid air

Depending where Henry’s horn hooked Rodney, Rodney may not be the man he was.

Not if Henry eats him on the way down.

Come on Wiz, just say, “Go fetch, Henry!”

Dragons aren’t exactly known for playing gently with humans.

I don’t want to be in the landing area when Rodney, that chain mail, and his armor all come crashing back down.

This is not improving dragon-knight relations.

Not by his standards