Garfield by Jim Davis for April 04, 2024

Garfield has also lost 50 pounds!

Lied so big that not a single person-cat-dog would even come close to believing him . Garfield you know lying is bad

well you got 4 … legs, so i guess all these figures must be divided by 4

Garfield, you should run for president.

Gives new meaning to a cheat sheet…….

If you’re going to lie, lie down.

Clever cat.

I agree.

If you’re gonna lie, lie low.

That wasn’t a lie, it was simply a small exaggeration.

If he did really do that routine, he’d be One Punch Cat!

Garfield must had gone to Washington D.C. University of Clowns and Liars

And have the decency to be good at it.

While we’re at it, let’s add 5,000 miles jogging.

Nobody can do 1,000 push ups!

Politicians are experts at lying.

“The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.” — Elim Garak, tailor

Who does he think he is, George Santos?

One time I did one million one steps.

Lie BIG and wear a red cap!

The only exercise Garfield does is walking

He’s paraphrasing Hitler.

POV Garfield re writing nermals cute cat contest entry log

But, I’d suggest using more realistic numbers, though still amazing. Evidently, Garfield has never done any of these if he thinks anyone would believe he could do 1000 pushups, etc.

The 1,000,000 steps would have been more impressive, if he actually used those steps to chase the ice cream truck, or the pizza truck, or even the mailman.

Well he is orange, so he’s the right color for it.

looks like Garfield is trying to become One-Punch cat

Having become the world master at lying down, Garfield is going for the title for lying up.

I’d try it myself but no-one who knows me would believe that for even a moment

That’s not big, that’s astronomical.

I’ll leave the lying big to trump.

8/10 strip

we havent seen the computer in a while so that’s a plus. also, the message is very relatable lol

Only lying to yourself, Garfield. Have fun with that.

Next stop, Washington.

The only exercise you do is with your mouth