Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 16, 2024

Suuuuuuuuurrrrrreeee, its clover.

That explains a lot.

Irish Coffee?

If you shake your shamrocks I’ll show you my shillelagh!

I live in England but we have a strong Irish community in this town. Every pub has had had leprechaun/Irish hats and shamrock for sale (for charity) all week. There’s a parade tomorrow. It would’ve been my parents wedding anniversary too if they were alive.

“Roll Me Over” is only sold under the counter.

Good names for Mary Jane…..

Smoke any of that stuff, and you’ll be Blarney Stoned in no time.

In Canada we don’t have to pretend it’s clover.

Contact high alert. CONTACT HIGH ALERT!

Columbian Rainbow was an actual blend back in the Sixties.

What!?! No Crimson and Clover?

Do they have any clover honey?

My wife is Irish and born on Saint Patrick’s Day. The Shamrock Shake commercials used to be a heads up for when to go hunting for a gift.

Sooooo…… The Smokin of the Green?

What about Green River – a soda?

Looks like there was a run on Brownie Magic.

Love the riffs on the various names in the ’toon. Dispensaries sport some of the most creative product naming ever done in any industry, anywhere, anytime.

Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream dream dream dream dream dream

No “Lucky Charms”?

That’ll be one mellow leprechaun.

Well done!

He’s a member of the Ancient Order of Highbernians.

“Hey now, hey now, don’t dream it’s clover…”

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

And an assortment of carved wooden boxes, under a sign saying ‘Dude, you can keep your Clover in there.’ Whoa! ‘… but it sometimes rhymes.’ (Mark Twain?)

Hi-larious! The Grass Is Always Greener ….

There all have exactly the same magic in them. The names are mainly a marketing scam. They all come out of the same “pot o’ gold”.

☘️ ☘️ ☘️