Clay Bennett for February 21, 2024

Red hats, gold feet, easy targets.

The sneakers will serve the party well. And the design is so tasteful, just right for weaqring to church to show your true faith.

Great that the laces are tied together. Makes it easier for him to land face down.

I would have thought they had Velcro instead of laces as his supporters are not the brightest.

What’s next?

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And now back to Roller Derby . . .

Nice! I hope the likely next step is a trip.

Grifter’s gotta grift.

According to a movie title, white men can’t jump. If they could, this MAGAt would hit his head on the ceiling in his mother’s basement.

Do the shoes cure bone spurs?

And I thought the band Kiss was shameless.

Fashion designer Christian LaBoutin owns patents for red soles on his shoes in several nations. His company is considering suing Grifter45 for infringing on those patents.

So, we’re about to play a “con” game?

His supporters better start buying the Chinese imported shoes quickly. I hear Trump needs cash – a lot of cash…and the numbers keep climbing.

I wonder how they feel on his bone spurs?

Google: Dementia Donnie gets booed at Sneaker Con while trying to sell Trump Shoes for $399.00

He’s just shoestringing them along, as usual. They’ll trip over themselves to support him with their hard-earned money while he lives extravagantly. I will never understand. It’s past explanation and very disheartening.

I cannot imagine why anyone would want anything that ugly and tasteless anywhere near them. It’s got to be some sort of test for insanity.

Most of the MAGA fools who buy them will put them on a shelf. Those foolish enough to wear them may find they fall apart easily.

Do they cause bone spurs?

A friend was vacationing in France when news broke that Biden had said he met with long deceased leader of France, French President Francois Mitterrand, who died in 1996. French people had a good laugh at our expense, as Biden represents us all, even those of us that think he’s a jack@ss.

When yas lace it up wit’ the devil . . .

“Parkland Survivor Transforms Trump’s Sneaker Website into Gun Control Advocacy Platform.”

Supporting Trump always comes with strings attached

The hilarious part is Trump is getting sued for making the soles red! There’s some high end women’s shoe company that has patented red soles, and has successfully defended that patent everywhere. I think one shoe company can use a red sole, provided the entire shoe is red.

At first glance, I thought it said CCCP on the shorts

Transfixing the simple-minded with shiny objects. Another new entry in the “How Dumb Does He Think They Are” sweepstakes.

Pretty observant, Clay! The GOP, in the 2022 midterms, did not get the “red wave” pundits were expecting. In fact, it turned out to be more of a ripple. The GOP won a very slim House majority, and the special elections in FL and NY made that majority even slimmer. Speaker Johnson, wanting to keep the Freedom Caucus happy, is burying the bipartisan border bill because Trump doesn’t like it. Despite the Presidential election, all seats in the House and one third of the Senate (33 seats) are up for reelection. My hope is that the Democrats widen their Senate majority and win back the House. Oh, and keep the White House Democratic as well. Perhaps then, since Thomas and/or Alito will likely fall ill or retire in the next few years, we could start rebalancing the SCOTUS.

There’s just something kinda oddly disturbing about Trump with his 6 bankruptcies yelling “You gotta pay your bills”, like he has no contact reality.

Will the Trump shoes be made in China like the Make America Great caps?

Congratulations to donald trump for being named “The Worst President of All Time”. You’re a winner, baby!

The red states don’t send their best.

Bad taste.